Manley
lordmanley.bsky.social
Manley
@lordmanley.bsky.social
Tall, blond and stunningly attractive.
March 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I mean you can, you just have to take your time about it.
March 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s the big wet bit that goes in to Washington from this side.
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Rectum? I hardly knew 'em.
March 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Clearing batteries from the pulmonary - oh, an autocorrect error.

Fuck it, I like batteries better than bacteria.
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Philip would like to know more about this chilli.

Was it beef?
March 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Not a law though, just the Secret Service’s preference.
March 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This maxim does not extend unto hounds.
March 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I was going to say ‘after Quinquagesima’ but I thought I might lose some of you.
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I didn’t know you did, Major.
March 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I embrace those replies. I love that I could make them happy that easily. Bless them all, in their stupid faces.
March 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Is that me?
March 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
BEZ!
March 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM