DIRTYDEEDSDONEDIRTCHEAP
lordmcdonalds.bsky.social
DIRTYDEEDSDONEDIRTCHEAP
@lordmcdonalds.bsky.social
Will shitpost for weed and snacks
I’m stoned and watching season five of stranger things.

I have no fucking clue what’s going on.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sometimes I wanna play magic, but mostly I just wanna play 2013-2015 legacy and play miracles vs delver a bunch.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think my retirement is going to be a low cost of living area with relatively little in the way of activities and humans so I can play video games, abuse narcotics and occasionally call my kids to see if they wanna get lunch/dinner.
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Bought two things off steam and that’s it until December 26th.

One of those was dark souls and this game continues to be the best.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hades 2 is a ton of fun but it’s dog petting mechanic needs work.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The guitarist from primus playing on the first death metal album is always an amusing fun fact.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Boot up super Metroid for the first time in a while, immediately nailed a mockball on my first try.

Feels good man.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
How you gonna be a miserable bitch and the wear a sweater that says “living proof of a loving god”.

What is this, some sort of perverse tough love?
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Been off my meds for a minute (clinic seemingly goes out of their way to call me and get appointments at times I tell them I can’t) and I’m starting to go crazy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This face of terror is now 3.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Firmly don’t give a shit today
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My goal is to be reborn as a dog and become some rich families spoiled family dog.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
…I haven’t watched jojos bizarre adventure in years.

Should fix that.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I really hate that Kanye west made so many albums I like
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Son: curious and sweet kid that likes to run around, play with cars and likes video games
Daughter: bunny hops up and down the hall, is an agent of chaos, terrifies both of us, may be part goose.

Third one is either going to kill us or run for president
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Revival season did a good job at making Peggy Hill likable again

Probably had to because Peggy dunking on Khan and Minh would be in completely poor taste if they didn’t.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Multitasking
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every time something Tron related comes out, it bombs but give it 10 years and they’ll try again.
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Wife went shopping with her mom today and got our son a sonic shirt.

He sees it, immediately takes his shirt off and wants to put on the sonic shirt.
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Finally got the chance to try into the breach and holy shit this game rules.

Very addictive, not quite the same but the game play is very snappy and quick in a way that reminds me of the GBA fire emblems.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I forgot to eat yesterday so I’ve been literally staring at the clock at work waiting until it’s acceptable for me to get food.

Actually I probably could’ve just said “I haven’t eaten in 36 hours, it cool if I take an early lunch” but regardless.
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My truck was deemed totaled so I now have AC again (although I now have a car loan, bah).

Still no AC during my lunch nap (ain’t wasting my battery like that) but I do get it while eating lunch so that’s nice.
I haven’t had AC in my truck for over a year.

I’ve now reached the point where I find it oddly relaxing just sitting in my truck with my windows down sweating my ass off.
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My (soon to be) 3 year old daughter is an agent of chaos. She cannot be reasoned with or negotiated with.

She does however run to bed whenever I say it’s bed time so that’s nice.
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Switched to being an estimator a few months back and I should’ve done this sooner.

Don’t have to worry about emails or texts on the weekends, little reason to work after hours unless I’m trying to get ahead on work, fewer infuriating meetings.
September 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Freebirds noooo”
>me passing the kinda mid burrito joint near the old LGS
September 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM