Tony Moschetto
@lordmoschetto.bsky.social
Writer. Tenniser. Lover of pork products.
www.tonymoschetto.com
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Jus’ Jokes No Less
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Jus’ Jokes No Less
The Rapture? Is that today?! What happens? The world ends and you supposedly ascend to heaven? Then what? I don’t get to finish my screenplay?!! I’ve only been working on it forever! Thanks a lot, Jesus. #Rapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Rapture? Is that today?! What happens? The world ends and you supposedly ascend to heaven? Then what? I don’t get to finish my screenplay?!! I’ve only been working on it forever! Thanks a lot, Jesus. #Rapture
@governor.ca.gov When will we see a clip of you dancing? Everyone knows you're a better dancer than Trump. #DanceOff
August 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@governor.ca.gov When will we see a clip of you dancing? Everyone knows you're a better dancer than Trump. #DanceOff
Humpback Whales that are blowing bubble rings up at boats have researchers wondering what are the whales trying to say. Are they trying to communicate? Or did Willy free a fart in the ocean?
August 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Humpback Whales that are blowing bubble rings up at boats have researchers wondering what are the whales trying to say. Are they trying to communicate? Or did Willy free a fart in the ocean?
President Trump has paused ICE raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants. Which means, he’ll send back the steak, but not the server.
#nokings
#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
President Trump has paused ICE raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants. Which means, he’ll send back the steak, but not the server.
#nokings
#nokings
President Trump wants to open Alcatraz back up. He also intends to bring back expressions, “Why I oughta.” And “The bee’s knees!”
May 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
President Trump wants to open Alcatraz back up. He also intends to bring back expressions, “Why I oughta.” And “The bee’s knees!”
Reposted by Tony Moschetto
Lauren Graham says she receives no residuals for Gilmore Girls on Netflix. Instead, she said, “I’ve been paid in love.” Then she thanked her agent, Trina the Unicorn. Seems like a lot, but when you pay the manager, the agent, the lawyer, the publicist, it’s really more paid in like.
March 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lauren Graham says she receives no residuals for Gilmore Girls on Netflix. Instead, she said, “I’ve been paid in love.” Then she thanked her agent, Trina the Unicorn. Seems like a lot, but when you pay the manager, the agent, the lawyer, the publicist, it’s really more paid in like.
A Pennsylvania man who was going through airport security was found to have a live turtle concealed in his pants. He was on his way to see Florida man.
March 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A Pennsylvania man who was going through airport security was found to have a live turtle concealed in his pants. He was on his way to see Florida man.
I’m going to tell my grandkids not to have kids.
February 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m going to tell my grandkids not to have kids.
I’m writing a movie about an Italian vampire from Boston. It’s called “Nosferfuckyou”
December 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I’m writing a movie about an Italian vampire from Boston. It’s called “Nosferfuckyou”
I want to get night vision goggles. I got the idea the other night after I ran into my neighbor.
December 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I want to get night vision goggles. I got the idea the other night after I ran into my neighbor.
Would “Return of the Mack” be considered yacht rock? After watching that documentary I’m wondering.
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Would “Return of the Mack” be considered yacht rock? After watching that documentary I’m wondering.
I’ve determined, as of today, that the word I hate most in the English language is “cup.”
Whoever thought of it sucks.
Whoever thought of it sucks.
November 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I’ve determined, as of today, that the word I hate most in the English language is “cup.”
Whoever thought of it sucks.
Whoever thought of it sucks.
Grilling steaksss.
November 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Grilling steaksss.
The best part of the #TysonPaul fight was Tyson's butt cheeks pre-fight.
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
The best part of the #TysonPaul fight was Tyson's butt cheeks pre-fight.
I'll be watching fart videos for the next four years.
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I'll be watching fart videos for the next four years.
Hello, everyone!
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Hello, everyone!