Hugh Guiney
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Hugh Guiney
@lordpancreas.bsky.social
💻 Programmer • 🎬 Filmmaker • 🎫 EDM head • 🧳 Boston / NYC • 🍕 Pizza lover
(Guiney 🗣 GUY-knee)

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Might be the #OwningManhattan fan in me but I wish they’d tell us what Taipei 101 is actually FOR before telling us all the reasons it’s dangerous to climb. Like is it Taiwan’s WTC? Barclays? Is the building mixed commercial/residential? What was the price per square foot at closing? #SkyscraperLive
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 AM
being the breadwinner in 1897: killing a boar with your bare hands in New Hampshire and feasting on the carcass for 7 months

being the breadwinner in 2026: paying for 8 streaming services
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
It’s honestly pathetic how much I daydream about getting on Subway Takes. Rehearsing what I would say, changing up the take if it doesn’t work. Like of all things to have on your 2026 mood board smh
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“Cinematic or Box Office Achievement” is shaping up to be “Best Picture Runner-Up”. #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Jessie Buckley’s performance in “Hamnet” is career-defining. I get emotional just thinking about it, and similarly so seeing how much the wins mean to her. Hoping this streak carries through to the Oscars. #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I’m sorry but #TheStudio doesn’t deserve a single award it’s received this season. It’s painfully unfunny. Seth Rogen’s character is joyless to watch. Everybody on that show should have to go back and take the entire UCB curriculum before they ever attempt another line of improv. #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Happy for Chalamet but putting “Marty Supreme” in the “Musical or Comedy” category is totally bonkers. #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Can somebody please forcibly eject Marc Malkin from the industry? His banal, schlocky interviewing cheapens every red carpet he steps onto. Now he’s bringing down the vibe from the #GoldenGlobes  announcers’ booth—who thought a congested Muppet would make a good color commentator?
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
lol #AvatarFireAndAsh is so long that the projection staff at my local IMAX 3D theater literally paused the film as soon as the credits were about to roll and skipped them entirely, because there wouldn’t be enough cleanup and ticketing time in-between showings otherwise. #Avatar3
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
OK why is AMC acting like it’s launching the PlayStation 6
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Crazy how this description is both accurate AND false advertising at the same time #Eddington
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yesterday I posted a thread about my disappointment w/ #TheChairCompany thus far, but I just finished Episode 4 & thought it was great. It actually managed to advance the plot in a meaningful way & connect with the audience emotionally, rather than just being a series of zany gags stringed together.
Not understanding all of the love for #TheChairCompany. I was all-in after the first episode but episode 2 and 3 have not lived up to the premiere. I like some of “I Think You Should Leave”but it got old fast; a lot of it just boils down to Tim shouting weird lines, as if loud = funny.
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Not understanding all of the love for #TheChairCompany. I was all-in after the first episode but episode 2 and 3 have not lived up to the premiere. I like some of “I Think You Should Leave”but it got old fast; a lot of it just boils down to Tim shouting weird lines, as if loud = funny.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
James Vanderbilt on what it means to show a film of his (“Nuremberg”) in the historic Chinese Theatre 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Showed up 90 minutes early to start the standby line for an early screening of the new Lanthimos. Wish me luck!! #AFIFest #Bugonia
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dude next to me on the plane is not only hogging the entire armrest but is second-screening the John Wick documentary with a quarterly earnings PowerPoint (which is to say he is not watching the movie at all). How is leaving the house as a brown person currently illegal but not this
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“Tron: Ares” is absolutely incredible. Can’t believe Disney greenlit a $180 million vibes movie. Essentially functions as a two-hour long NIN music video, not unlike predecessor Daft Punk’s “Interstella 5555”. F the haters
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I loved the movie but Easton Ellis is right that calling it “important” is just rah-rah nonsense. The movie is not very political; it merely uses modern political struggle as a backdrop for a father–daughter story. (cont’d)

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‘One Battle After Another’ Is a Hit with Critics Because It ‘Aligns with a Leftist Sensibility,’ Says Bret Easton Ellis: ‘There’s a Liberal Mustiness to This Movie’
Bret Easton Ellis says critics love 'One Battle After Another' because it has 'leftist sensibilities.'
variety.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There aren’t many pivots the movies can really make to cater to the TikTok generation that wouldn’t also make the cinematic experience utterly pointless. We are faced with an issue that is borderline unrecoverable. (1/5)

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Reese Witherspoon Says Hollywood Will ‘Change Radically’ to Adapt to ‘Shifting’ Attention Spans: ‘Kids Don’t Go to the Movies’
Reese Witherspoon says Hollywood will 'change radically' in order to keep up with 'shifting' attention spans.
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Weapons”: Certainly original but I don't know that it necessarily lives up to the hype as this genre-defying thing. I like Creggar's sensibilities but this is a few script revisions shy of being truly great. (cont’d)

#HughsReviews
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
First time seeing “Possession”. Unfortunately it just did not connect for me. It felt like I was watching a self-indulgent acting class final project. I feel like there is expressionism and then there’s just bad filmmaking. (cont’d)

#HughsReviews
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“Barry Lyndon”: Another masterpiece from Kubrick the GOAT. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something this laugh-out-loud funny that was so meticulously crafted. Each and every shot could be printed out and framed; even its use of follow focus is a marvel to behold. (1/4)

#HughsReviews
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
After years of being an underdeveloped idea, the inspiration is really starting to hit on my latest screenplay “Superposition” (working title). This will be the first entry in a thriller trilogy/tetralogy (undecided) exploring class struggle, belief systems, and end-stage environmentalism.
August 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Thank you officer now if you wouldn’t mind reading me my Samantha rights
July 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM