Local Turnip
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I kinda remember when things were slightly okay.
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
Capable Presidents don't have to insist to everyone all the time that they are capable.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Capable Presidents don't have to insist to everyone all the time that they are capable.
*email received*
Me: The absolute gall.
Me: The absolute gall.
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*email received*
Me: The absolute gall.
Me: The absolute gall.
I wish I had Disney+ so that I could cancel it.
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I wish I had Disney+ so that I could cancel it.
You misspelled 'Pirates'
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You misspelled 'Pirates'
What are American values at this point? Making it easy for children to be shot? War crimes? Destroying the environment? Bringing back measles?
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What are American values at this point? Making it easy for children to be shot? War crimes? Destroying the environment? Bringing back measles?
Woody the Undying rises from his slumber and demands to feast on the Christmas Wishes of your children!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Woody the Undying rises from his slumber and demands to feast on the Christmas Wishes of your children!!
Gotta get your soup on
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Gotta get your soup on
That would break our longstanding tradition of blowing money on the dumbest, most useless ideas.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
That would break our longstanding tradition of blowing money on the dumbest, most useless ideas.
Ah yes... the shoddy accuracy of AI combined with the deadly force of the military.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ah yes... the shoddy accuracy of AI combined with the deadly force of the military.
*Typing* how much talcum powder does a baby have to eat each day?
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*Typing* how much talcum powder does a baby have to eat each day?
Considering how America has armed its police to the fucking teeth, I think the grenade launcher scenario is almost a certainty in the next 8 months.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Considering how America has armed its police to the fucking teeth, I think the grenade launcher scenario is almost a certainty in the next 8 months.
Goddamn this guy fucking sucks
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Goddamn this guy fucking sucks
It ain't Black Friday until I see someone step on another person's neck and launch themselves into a display of cheap toaster ovens.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It ain't Black Friday until I see someone step on another person's neck and launch themselves into a display of cheap toaster ovens.
It can't be said enough, no one hates Americans more than America.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It can't be said enough, no one hates Americans more than America.
Lo-Fi Christmas Beats to Wrap Gifts To
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lo-Fi Christmas Beats to Wrap Gifts To