If the second is then the first isn’t.

I now feel compelled to read HE to understand this post.

Pest control companies?

Won’t hold up in court

I feel like the core game loop of making you argue with your loved ones about money for six hours only to forget who even won in a week is as upped as it gets.

You can’t fool me. This is just a box full of fur with a cat head in it.

Every time I need to change smoke alarm batteries and have it inevitably go off 5+ times in test cycles, I can’t shake the thought that I would truly rather die in a fire.

Without?

Grimmway Farms, today’s winner of the nominative determinism award.

Test passed

100%, and it gets sadder every year as mobile devices become capable enough for near-PC games.