Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain.bsky.social
34 | 🇨🇦 Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. Books, cats, baked goods ♡ Trust me, I'm funny.
SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ❤️ https://gofund.me/26375e097
SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ❤️ https://gofund.me/26375e097
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January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Pikachu lost enough weight already we need to stop fat-shaming the mouse 🥲
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pikachu lost enough weight already we need to stop fat-shaming the mouse 🥲
I KNEW YOU WERE DOING YOUR MARKETING RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAH
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I KNEW YOU WERE DOING YOUR MARKETING RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAH
You are not annoying, you are a beautiful genius
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You are not annoying, you are a beautiful genius
i love you too and i am so fucking proud of you ❤️
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i love you too and i am so fucking proud of you ❤️
I am so excited about this game and so fucking proud of you ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am so excited about this game and so fucking proud of you ❤️
but your gifts weren't seen as cheap tho
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
but your gifts weren't seen as cheap tho
Nope. I have *a lot* of kitchen gadgets and it was already an ordeal to find room for everything when i moved from a house to a flat, so i simply do not have the space 🤷♀️
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nope. I have *a lot* of kitchen gadgets and it was already an ordeal to find room for everything when i moved from a house to a flat, so i simply do not have the space 🤷♀️