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Lori
@lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
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Lewd artist dabbling in niche kinks. Um, very occasionally. | she/her | minors DNI
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Lori @lori-the-lewd.bsky.social · Nov 20
Good morning, Bluesky! This is going to be a weird kink account, sorry about that :D
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scottmalin.bsky.social
eto... bleh!
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
"Mind if I use your restroom?"

Everyone suddenly falls silent, and stares at you wide-eyed. Your host looks at you like you slapped her.
"Ex… Excuse me?", she stammers, bewildered.
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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deeppinks.bsky.social
shout out to girls
April 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Thinking about sexual objectification. As in: being horny for someone, but only for their body, without taking them seriously as a human being with their own feelings and agency. Widely normalised when it's men doing it about women.

That's actually really fuckin weird though, isn't it?
September 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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otterfangs.bsky.social
comm for @xavious.bsky.social‬
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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ellieholdsit.bsky.social
if you're cool and fun and sexy you go to yellat.money to get your credit card company to stop censoring sex workers & artists
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TELL VISA, MASTERCARD, STRIPE, and PayPal to STOP
yellat.money
August 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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scottmalin.bsky.social
all aboard the lucia train!
May 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
She thinks "bursting after three drinks" is a normal bladder size, bless her
ellieholdsit.bsky.social Ellie Holds It! @ellieholdsit.bsky.social · May 3
it is NOT tiny! it's a perfectly normal bladder, I swear, it just fills up a lot because I hydrate a lot!!! >.<
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social Lori @lori-the-lewd.bsky.social · May 3
Guys you wouldn't BELIEVE how tiny this girl's bladder is, it's unbelievable
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
I think orgasm denial is hot

You could say I'm anti-climax
April 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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chadthegryph.bsky.social
oh no
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
It's been over a year since I dropped a new thing, but here's one now!

#ENF #Voyeur
Cartoony drawing of a lady in the shower, seen through a camera viewfinder, facing away, blushing and scowling over her shoulder at the viewer. Text: Can't believe I lost the lawsuit against my landlord / "rEaSoNaBlY pLaCeD sEcUrItY eQuIpMeNt" Fuck OFF / It's a SPY CAM in my goddamn SHOWER / Yeah I could hire expensive lawyers too if I got free fuckin' money every month / Can't even afford to move out now
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
My deepest apologies to everyone who worked on these amazing games.
Text spoilers for Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
#Omorashi
A fake screenshot of a note in the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent. "A breakthrough Thinking back to these centuries of atrocities now fills me with bitter regret. If only I had known! The new method of extracting vitae is so much more efficient, the same victims can be endlessly reused, and although I cannot say the process involves no torment, inflicting terror and pain is no longer necessary. All that is now required is to prevent a victim from urinating for a sufficient period of time, in order to allow sufficient quantities of vitae to accumulate within the bladder. The vitae will generally become potent enough for extraction after eight hours of accumulation, but longer periods will further amplify and purify the energy. I must study how long I can make a human hold it in. The prisoners have been informed that there will be no more torture on the condition that they learn to control their bladders. Hopefully that will adequately motivate them." Below that is the logo of the sequel, Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, except it's edited to say 'A Machine for Piss'.
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Dedicated with love to all the trans girls in the #omorashi community. <3
(CW: public restroom anxiety)
Comic strip. A girl walking around outside in the evening. Panel 1: "Coming out went really well..." / "My roommates are all super supportive of my transition." Panel 2: "They're even trying to help me get over my anxiety about using public restrooms." Panel 3: Extreme close-up of her nervous eyes. "By not letting me pee at home any more." Panel 4: She looks ahead. "*gulp*" Comic strip, continued. Panel 5: A women's restroom door looming ominously, looking enormous and intimidating, while the girl stands there quaking. "I can't" / "I can't" / "I can't" / "What if someone" / "What if they" / "I can't" / "I can't" Panel 6: The girl fidgeting beside the door, now normal-sized. "I can't I can't I can't" / "I have to but I can't but I have to but I can't" Panel 7: She's home with her roommates, still fidgeting and hopping on one leg. (Her roommates are a black girl gaming on a couch and a white girl holding a cat.) Roommate 1: "No way, we're not letting you give up!" Roommate 2: "Public restrooms only, we said!" / "Come on, you can do this!" "(I chickened out again)"
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
#omorashi
A four panel comic. Panel 1: A woman in a space suit walking around a desolate moon. Woman: Personal log, Allison Trent, civilian." / "Lambda base is no longer safe." / "I barely made it out alive by grabbing this space suit some guy left behind..." Panel 2: Allison: "It's another fifty klicks to Kappa base." / "The suit's got plenty of oxygen..." / "...but it also has glitchy navigation and busted comms." Panel 3: Allison: "...and a urine disposal system designed for someone with a penis." / "Pause recording." Panel 4: Animated. Allison hopping on the spot, holding her crotch, going "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
November 20, 2024 at 11:04 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Ensign Lori's log, star… stardate 47751.2. We… We're bringing a Bajoran militia official to… oh nuts… to p… pee… to peace negotiations on… Pause recording oh shit oh heck oh jeez

I've always had this headcanon about why you never see any toilets in Star Trek.

#omorashi
Star Trek fanart of a male Starfleet officer talking to a Bajoran woman, with a female Starfleet ensign walking behind them, holding her crotch. Officer: No, you're right, there aren't any restrooms on board. The ship's computer will just beam any urine out of your bladder every hour. Just remember to wear your combadge so it can locate you. Ensign: C-Commander? It's been two days, I still don't have my combadge... Officer: Not now, ensign.
November 20, 2024 at 10:50 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
#omorashi
A four panel comic strip. Panel 1: A woman waiting nervously besides a pair of restroom doors. The women's restroom door has a sign saying "NO ENTRY -- RESTROOM OUT OF ORDER". She monologues: "That awkward moment when you're on a long road trip with your best friend" "And you both need to pee" "But the ladies' is out of order" "So all you can do is wait for him outside" Panel 2: Her friend exits the men's restroom saying "Hey, thanks for waiting!" Panel 3: He takes the "NO ENTRY" sign off the door as she says "Wait, what are you..." Panel 4: He says "Come on, let's go!", holding the woman's hand and cheerfully pulling her away from the restrooms, carrying the sign under his other arm. "Wait, what?!" she says, as another woman exits the women's restroom, looking at her phone.
November 20, 2024 at 10:44 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Oh... um... I guess I'll hold it, then...
#omorashi
Two restroom doors. Behind the men's restroom door is a normal restroom, but behind the women's restroom door, there's just a blank wall covered in bathroom tiles
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
#ENF #CMNF
Variation on the GF meme featuring a naked woman covering up. Text: PERMANUDE GF / "Wait what" / "What do you mean, permanude" / "Where are my clothes" / "This isn't funny" / "They're all staring at me"
November 20, 2024 at 10:34 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Very happy to be a Twitter Quitter. Or an ex-X'er. Part of the X-odus.
Anyway, not totally sure yet what I'm going to do with this account. I'll probably start with sharing older lewd artwork of mine.
November 20, 2024 at 10:25 AM
lori-the-lewd.bsky.social
Good morning, Bluesky! This is going to be a weird kink account, sorry about that :D
November 20, 2024 at 10:19 AM