Lori Wagner
@loriwagner.bsky.social
Secret fondness for harmless curmudgeons. I like travel, food, and drink. The order of preference subject to change.
Thank you for that nuanced analogy. I’m still reeling from the Bondi Beach massacre and praise the brave Muslim man who got shot while taking down one gunman.
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thank you for that nuanced analogy. I’m still reeling from the Bondi Beach massacre and praise the brave Muslim man who got shot while taking down one gunman.
Gen X will fight anyone who will diss our childhood Christmas specials. Yes we know they are bad, but that’s also what makes them good.
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gen X will fight anyone who will diss our childhood Christmas specials. Yes we know they are bad, but that’s also what makes them good.
This thread has reached peak “I’m dead”☠️ emoji. Between Ami Berger’s fetal positioning and Quinn’s organ comment, followed by you making it an epic band name meme, I’m hyperventilating with laughter. 😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This thread has reached peak “I’m dead”☠️ emoji. Between Ami Berger’s fetal positioning and Quinn’s organ comment, followed by you making it an epic band name meme, I’m hyperventilating with laughter. 😂
This is the most Gen X thing.
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is the most Gen X thing.
My demographic voted around 87-89% the way Black women voted. I’m tired of the same voter purity bullshit, too. ::raising my glass in solidarity::
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My demographic voted around 87-89% the way Black women voted. I’m tired of the same voter purity bullshit, too. ::raising my glass in solidarity::
The name reference was my first thought. My second thought was that this guy would have ordered the “Code Red” in “A Few Good Men”
a man in a suit is screaming and saying `` you can 't handle the truth '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is screaming and saying `` you can 't handle the truth '' .
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December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The name reference was my first thought. My second thought was that this guy would have ordered the “Code Red” in “A Few Good Men”
What a sweet peanut! 🥰
I just became a great auntie 5 months ago. It’s awesome.
I just became a great auntie 5 months ago. It’s awesome.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What a sweet peanut! 🥰
I just became a great auntie 5 months ago. It’s awesome.
I just became a great auntie 5 months ago. It’s awesome.
To be honest, I’m really glad all those DOJ appointments are incompetent.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
To be honest, I’m really glad all those DOJ appointments are incompetent.
Supermodel fungi.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Supermodel fungi.
He and Kat both recently worked towards getting food to people affected by the government shutdown. I’d be happy with either of them representing my district, IL-9.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He and Kat both recently worked towards getting food to people affected by the government shutdown. I’d be happy with either of them representing my district, IL-9.
I’m still convinced she planted the pipe bombs. I can’t think of any other reason she would have asked for a pardon.
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m still convinced she planted the pipe bombs. I can’t think of any other reason she would have asked for a pardon.
Astute observation.
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Astute observation.
The casual inclusion of that middle initial is A++++ no notes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The casual inclusion of that middle initial is A++++ no notes.
Here you go. ::mentally passing the brain bleach::
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Here you go. ::mentally passing the brain bleach::
They are all Biff from Back to the Future. ICE has been all around Chicago and surrounding suburbs here and kidnapping people off our streets with zero cause other than racial profiling. Fuck DHS and the puppy killer who leads them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They are all Biff from Back to the Future. ICE has been all around Chicago and surrounding suburbs here and kidnapping people off our streets with zero cause other than racial profiling. Fuck DHS and the puppy killer who leads them.
I did not think I’d need brain bleach today. But here we are, Ben! Bleurgh.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I did not think I’d need brain bleach today. But here we are, Ben! Bleurgh.
I think many of us are at the “Are you fucking kidding me?” era.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think many of us are at the “Are you fucking kidding me?” era.
I thought that was your default setting every day.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I thought that was your default setting every day.
Doesn’t his name translate to “cattle”? Because it tracks that he’s full of “bull”.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Doesn’t his name translate to “cattle”? Because it tracks that he’s full of “bull”.
Yeah, we entered a different timeline. The TVA should prune it.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yeah, we entered a different timeline. The TVA should prune it.
SHUT. UP. You did NOT! That is epic. 🙀
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
SHUT. UP. You did NOT! That is epic. 🙀
That one stood out for me, as well. Super powered vicars.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
That one stood out for me, as well. Super powered vicars.