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Lork
@lork.bsky.social
Prediction markets don't make the bets themselves, they're just a platform for users who want to bet with each other. They collect fees regardless of whether the bets were fair or not.
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This isn't the feds, it's a class action lawsuit filed in federal court.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I call it "I'm the captain" after this old Dinosaur Comics:

qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Dinosaur Comics!
it's a borrowed tv set?
qwantz.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Wait 'til you see the non-disclosure and non-disparagement contracts he makes all his employees sign.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wonder if it's an engagement farming thing where creators learned that users stay on the video longer if they think they're about to get an explanation of something.
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
X is defined by the card. So if you cast this for 5GG, then what you're saying is that 5 can't be greater. Now, what does it mean that 5 can't be greater? I have no clue!
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Game shows are regulated to not be rigged.
December 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nice shirt!

At first glance I thought the blue strips in the last image were from you using the shirt as a cincomancia-like tool
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The rumor come out: does it's ever been like this?
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Finally a shirt that actually answers the questions raised by the shirt!
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Relatedly, I would like to see foreign countries use our IP as a bargaining chip during "trade deal" talks. If you're being extorted, why are you still treating our patents and movie copyrights as legitimate? Just pirate it all!
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
+1/+1 from the end step until end of turn
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
wow I thought that was just Maine, didn't know the other states had one too!
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The 20/20 effect doesn't wear off at end of turn, just the flying.
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Putting on a six-fingered glove before i do something controversial
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As someone who has contempt for dress codes, I have to admit the track record of politicians who have contempt for dress codes REALLY isn't great.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
From a basketball perspective, that field goal was sufficiently long to be worth three points. So they got one thing right at least.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yeah first term Polis was pretty good but then I think he got billionaire brain poisoning.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not worded as a triggered ability, so I think this can heal you up from 0 before SBEs are checked.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
DDHQ has been godawful at estimating the % of votes remaining for a long time. It's a shame that it's finally found its way to election truthers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
27th amendment rights groups not looking too happy either
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A remarkably fast switch from completely coherent to completely incoherent.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
red green blue?
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Is there any evidence she exists? Could just be payroll fraud
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM