perhaps my most worthwhile purchase of the year
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
perhaps my most worthwhile purchase of the year
Nintendo 2DSXL is a beautiful name for a child
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nintendo 2DSXL is a beautiful name for a child
pointed out that someone who posted a fake tweet on reddit was knowingly spreading misinformation and they said i was giving them an anxiety attack and to consider having more compassion for neurodivergents
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
pointed out that someone who posted a fake tweet on reddit was knowingly spreading misinformation and they said i was giving them an anxiety attack and to consider having more compassion for neurodivergents
feeling joy and whimsy on this late lunch break where afterwards i will go back to work for 25 minutes then clock out
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
feeling joy and whimsy on this late lunch break where afterwards i will go back to work for 25 minutes then clock out
so nobody sent this to rian johnson
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
so nobody sent this to rian johnson
this is the level of delusion i strive for
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this is the level of delusion i strive for
watching die hard for the first time and this movie is just a foot and pit fetishist’s holy grail
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
watching die hard for the first time and this movie is just a foot and pit fetishist’s holy grail
just now realizing i knew one of the season 18 queens in college🧍♂️team myki meeks it is!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
just now realizing i knew one of the season 18 queens in college🧍♂️team myki meeks it is!!
get a load of this guy 🤏🤣
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
get a load of this guy 🤏🤣
📢 i love being able to draw whatever the hell i want ‼️
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
📢 i love being able to draw whatever the hell i want ‼️
*to the tune of city escape* clock my tea, i’ll set you free
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*to the tune of city escape* clock my tea, i’ll set you free
when the office break room smells like smegma but you’re the only uncut king in sight 😳
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
when the office break room smells like smegma but you’re the only uncut king in sight 😳
first time this year i have no idea what game to start playing and i have a free weekend coming up
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
first time this year i have no idea what game to start playing and i have a free weekend coming up
trying to scope out software engineer trade at my boyfriend’s work holiday party.. god i’m so lucky i’m already dating the most attractive one here
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
trying to scope out software engineer trade at my boyfriend’s work holiday party.. god i’m so lucky i’m already dating the most attractive one here
i could give myself the sloppiest top for keeping wired earbuds in my work bag for when i forget my airpods.. but attempts would be futile
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i could give myself the sloppiest top for keeping wired earbuds in my work bag for when i forget my airpods.. but attempts would be futile
"who will be using GameChat™️?" no one. fucking no one. it was an accident i swear to god
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"who will be using GameChat™️?" no one. fucking no one. it was an accident i swear to god
five hairstylists in five years... maybe i'm the problem
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
five hairstylists in five years... maybe i'm the problem
despite lyrical urgency, 4 Minutes by Madonna dissonantly seems to take its time during the introduction and epilogue. in this essay i will
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
despite lyrical urgency, 4 Minutes by Madonna dissonantly seems to take its time during the introduction and epilogue. in this essay i will
all i've worn these days... around the house.. to the supermarket.. friendsgiving...
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
all i've worn these days... around the house.. to the supermarket.. friendsgiving...
using a safety quip in quiplash is the easiest way to lose all my respect
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
using a safety quip in quiplash is the easiest way to lose all my respect
i’m so glad randoms online are validating my stranger things hot take from 2022
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i’m so glad randoms online are validating my stranger things hot take from 2022
cannot stand this fucking poser
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
cannot stand this fucking poser