A divine rescue from the Dark Lords of Earth.
Barney Stinson: Wait for it! It’s gonna be legendary!
Frodo: You’re late!
Jesus: A Messiah is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
A divine rescue from the Dark Lords of Earth.
Barney Stinson: Wait for it! It’s gonna be legendary!
Frodo: You’re late!
Jesus: A Messiah is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
Chuck's reluctance to be called God, suggests that he is Charlie Brown from an Alternate Universe Earth.
Linus: Plus, they wrote it down backwards: it's dog, not god. You can't fool an old theologian like me.
Snoopy: Smiles & winks, knowing.
#SundayMorningBingeWatching
Chuck's reluctance to be called God, suggests that he is Charlie Brown from an Alternate Universe Earth.
Linus: Plus, they wrote it down backwards: it's dog, not god. You can't fool an old theologian like me.
Snoopy: Smiles & winks, knowing.
#SundayMorningBingeWatching
1. Accomplish nothing- it was my thoughts that woke me.
2. Create something brilliant- God woke me.
3. Don't create any music, yet devour the left over pizza in the frig- obviously influenced by the devil.
1. Accomplish nothing- it was my thoughts that woke me.
2. Create something brilliant- God woke me.
3. Don't create any music, yet devour the left over pizza in the frig- obviously influenced by the devil.
Tell me everything! I want to know.
Gandalf: No, Frodo Baggins, you really don’t want to. The wide world is exponentially effed up out there. Now close the damn door and we will play a video game or watch a movie.
Tell me everything! I want to know.
Gandalf: No, Frodo Baggins, you really don’t want to. The wide world is exponentially effed up out there. Now close the damn door and we will play a video game or watch a movie.
Flips on news channel.
Thinks and says aloud in my best Bilbo Baggins voice “No, thank you!”
Beams all the non-human species up to my starship, and leaves this human infested world to its self-inflicted misery and sorrow.
Flips on news channel.
Thinks and says aloud in my best Bilbo Baggins voice “No, thank you!”
Beams all the non-human species up to my starship, and leaves this human infested world to its self-inflicted misery and sorrow.
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– Linus Van Pelt (Charles Schulz)
– Linus Van Pelt (Charles Schulz)