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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” J.R.R. Tolkien
Personally, I like the idea of The Rapture.
A divine rescue from the Dark Lords of Earth.

Barney Stinson: Wait for it! It’s gonna be legendary!

Frodo: You’re late!

Jesus: A Messiah is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
#Supernatural theories
Chuck's reluctance to be called God, suggests that he is Charlie Brown from an Alternate Universe Earth.
Linus: Plus, they wrote it down backwards: it's dog, not god. You can't fool an old theologian like me.
Snoopy: Smiles & winks, knowing.
#SundayMorningBingeWatching
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When I wake up at 3am with the need to compose music:
1. Accomplish nothing- it was my thoughts that woke me.
2. Create something brilliant- God woke me.
3. Don't create any music, yet devour the left over pizza in the frig- obviously influenced by the devil.
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Frodo: What news of the wide world, Gandalf?
Tell me everything! I want to know.

Gandalf: No, Frodo Baggins, you really don’t want to. The wide world is exponentially effed up out there. Now close the damn door and we will play a video game or watch a movie.
February 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Wakes up.
Flips on news channel.
Thinks and says aloud in my best Bilbo Baggins voice “No, thank you!”
Beams all the non-human species up to my starship, and leaves this human infested world to its self-inflicted misery and sorrow.
February 11, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Gandalf Arrives - sneak peak at the music I am creating
losferwords.bandcamp.com/track/gandal...
February 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.”
– Linus Van Pelt (Charles Schulz)
December 21, 2023 at 2:03 PM
I see skies of blue, and I think to myself "What a wonderful world"
December 8, 2023 at 11:27 AM