interesting things ive eaten in the past week:
>pasta salad with pesto in it (im allergic to pine nuts. no, i didn't know it had pesto in it)
>about half a cubic meter of cornstarch packing peanuts
>an entire pack of provolone slices
>half a jar of pickles

new setup i love my life

>buy book
>get frustrated after losing what page im on
>pirate a pdf and read it on my tablet instead

ordering drip coffee, black over ice bc ordering drip coffee, black not over ice makes me look like a republican (ice signals queerness)

just said "excuse me sorry" to my own reflection in a glass panel i almost walked into 💀🥀 im so fucking cooked

it is my civic duty to wait at least a week between vrchat sessions, then spend from 1pm to 6am on a random weeknight on vrchat ruining my sleep schedule

is youtube down for everyone else?

*sliding comically thick round glasses onto my face

time to lock the fuck in

my biggest "hear me out" has always been the lamp that crushes the I in the Pixar logo.

this is unironically my first time using a social media site. never really got the appeal tbhon. what exactly am i even supposed to do on here?