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I'm old. I'm tired. My back hurts. Leave me alone.
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Beyoncé: wins Best Country Album.
The Internet:
February 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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In addition to the usual team logo flags, the Patriots had somebody with this Randy Moss flag run out of the tunnel ahead of the team before today’s game.

This is the Patriots’ first home game since Moss revealed his cancer diagnosis earlier this month.
December 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Still doesn't look 70
Wild to imagine Denzel is 70 and only just now actually looking his age. And that’s just because he embraced the grays in Gladiator 2
Happy 70th Birthday to Denzel Washington 🎂🐐
December 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Wild to imagine Denzel is 70 and only just now actually looking his age. And that’s just because he embraced the grays in Gladiator 2
Happy 70th Birthday to Denzel Washington 🎂🐐
December 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Jimmy Kimmel trolling George Santos.
Dave Grohl had a baby out of wedlock.

Both these events happened IN 2024!
December 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
If you're a white male in the United States, and you're struggling in life...
It's your own fault 🤷🏿‍♂️
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Hey YouTube...

9 unskippable ads are at least 7 too many.
Cut that shit out.
December 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Back to Back (2015) > Back to Back (2024)
November 26, 2024 at 11:29 PM
-sigh- another day, another hospital trip.
November 23, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Shiny Hunting (Pokémon Violet)
November 21, 2024 at 10:31 PM
There's only one beer left...
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM