@secretbase.bsky.social hey just an FYI some scammer claiming to be you is going on the comments of your posts on Patreon to tell them that they've been selected for a "giveaway"

@jonbois.bsky.social watching Google Maps

WE SCORED BECAUSE OF A BALK
BASEBALL IS SO GODDAMN BACK

If SLU wins the A-10, I will use this as a pfp on all social platforms until the end of March

Delaware is a 12 seed in the CAA tournament this year.
Today, they play for a conference championship and an automatic bid into March Madness.
A team that went 5-13 in conference in the regular season has now won four straight games in that very same conference.

Super Bowl LIX.

pain

IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY

Playoff Game #3. Super Bowl XXXIV. Do I really need to explain?

Playoff Game #2 for the St. Louis Rams. The 'Greatest Show on Turf' was mostly neutralized by the Bucs defense in this game, but their offense didn't fare much better. 3 field goals, 5 interceptions, 4 fumbles, a failed 2 point conversion, and a safety led to this 11-6 scorigami.

I'm making a Jon Bois-style football play-by-play for every Rams playoff gane while in St. Louis. Here's my first one, which is ironically one that he already did:

Bowman Gray is just a different version of Talladega in that, while they're both industrial meat grinders for cars, one is "let's make sure they're done for if they're wrecked even once" and the other is "let's just make them wreck over and over until they give up"

Average person in a February ad for an internet company: "Boy, I can't wait to watch the Big Game between Generic Team 1 and Generic Team 2!"

NEVER IN DOUBT
THREEPEAT HERE WE COME LET'S GO

It's AFC Championship day once again and I am fully prepared, win or lose, to have my heart stomped on once more.
Why do the games always have to be so damn close I swear

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