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Jake Cox
@lostinthelines.bsky.social
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Human artist (AI has no place in art). I create art for a hobby, rarely make even a few pennies from it, perhaps because more people go for AI-generated art these days or perhaps simply because I'm not very good 🤷.
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lostinthelines.bsky.social
Get kitted out for the #party this #Chrimbo with a little bit of #graffiti style. #Christmas #WeekendVibes #PartyWear. Or don't 🤷. #Santa #Christmas2025 #Christmas2025Countdown
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Rain has returned, but the threat of #snow isn't far away, esp if you read the tabloids. Some love it. Some hate it. Some wish it upon others; an all-encompassing shroud of icy misery. Who let them into the #ChristmasParty?!? #Christmas #ChristmasGifts #PlagueDoctor #WeekendVibes
A series of 4 cartoon heads; 3 of which are snowmen, but 1 is inconspicuously a medieval plague doctor. The snowman to his right looks concerned, as though he is the only 1 to have noticed the intruder.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
The spirit of #Christmas will never die. Neither will #Santa. Through innovative bio-mechanical engineering, everyone's favourite jolly old soul now has that soul trapped forever inside an ever-evolving shell. #CreepySanta #ChristmasHorror #SpookyChristmas #ChristmasGifts
The word 'joy', crudely carved into Santa's forehead. Close-up of Santa's metal neck, consisting of scratched and rusty rings. Close-up of Santa's frightening dark eye sockets, illuminated only by unnatural light where his eyeballs should be. A nightmarish depiction of Santa as a cyborg with the word 'joy' carved into his forehead. Glowing dead eyes, scraggly oily hair and a lower jaw which has been replaced with rusty metal. Santa's head sits upon metal coils and pumps, giving the impression of a cold and terrifying abomination.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
25 December; when battle lines are drawn and chemical warfare rages across the dinner table. Whistles, squeaks, hisses, and pops ring out, but the most dangerous weapons of all are those that go unheard #Christmas #ChristmasDinner #fart #ChristmasShirt #flatulence #ChristmasGifts
Two grimacing faces of men wearing paper Christmas hats, immersed in a cloud of brown gas. Text reads: 'Silent fart. Deadly fart. Christmas lunch.'
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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2/2 A local clergyman, aroused by the sound of groans and jingling bells, alerted the police. 20 minutes later, poor Billy's "ordeal" was finally over. #Santa was apprehended (vanishing from custody in a puff of sparkly magic dust). #ChristmasMagic #Christmas #ChristmasTShirt
A grubby-looking Santa in jogging bottoms and vest scratches himself as he stands beside a dirty white van marked 'Santa's fun van'. At his feet, the hairy legs of a rambler are visible, lying face down in the mud. In the distance, a police helicopter with spotlight and several squad cars race to the scene.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Don't put all those #skulls away. Just because #Halloween is over for another year doesn't mean you can't still represent the morbid. #SpookySeason #skull #autumn #SpookyArt #WeekendVibes
A graffiti and abstract style skull that could be either laughing or screaming, set against jagged bands of contrasting colours.
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Please don't waste all that juicy flesh. Eat your #pumpkin's guts and let the goodness flow through you. Savour the taste. #zombies #Halloween #Halloween2025 #SpookySeason
A dead-eyed zombie clutches a pumpkin and bites into it, pulling away the string flesh and seeds. Text reads: 'Mmmmm... pumpkin'.
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
There's still time to purchase a #pumpkin or two... or few. #Halloween isn't far away. Make your jack-o-lantern a reflection of your mood; all 15 of them. #HalloweenTShirt
A montage of 15 different cartoon pumpkins, each displaying a different emotion.
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Get your claw-like grubby mitts on a #pumpkin and welcome #Halloween. #PlagueDoctor #Halloween2025
A hollow-eyed medieval plague doctor, engulfed in flames, clutches a glowing jack-o-lantern.
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
The #weekend has finally bloody arrived. If #RealAle - or #CraftBeer - is your thing, head to the #pub and enjoy a lovely pint of #CaskAle. Or should I say... 'casket' #ale? Mwah-ha-ha-haaaa... nope, I shouldn't. Less of that nonsense. #Halloween #SpookySeason #WeekendVibes 🍻 🧟‍♂️
Two zombies enjoy a pint of real ale that has been poured from a coffin, in which sits a corpse. The corpse links his lips and holds one of his eyeballs in his hand which gazes longingly at the pint of beer. Text reads: 'casket ale'.
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Dip into #horror for #Halloween. Even #vampires get terrified. #HalloweenVibes
A series of 4 pictures depicting a vampire walking towards and then sitting down on a toilet, straining and then standing back up. The vampire looks horrified to see that the back of his cloak has been in the toilet and is dripping with poop. Text reads: 'dip into horror'. A vampire looks horrified to see that the back of his cloak has been in the toilet he's just been sat on and it's now dripping with poop. Text reads: 'dip into horror'.
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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The #zombies are lonely. They may eat brains but they still want to win your heart and feel the warmth of #love. Zombies are forever, not just for #SpookySeason. #autumn #WeekendVibes
September 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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There's a slight chill in the early morning air. The nights are drawing in and the urge to draw #spooky things grows ever stronger. #autumn #SpookySeason #WeekendVibes
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Every #beer needs a name and a label. The beer was enjoyed by all and the #BeerLabel garnered a few laughs. #homebrew #homebrewing #RealAle #FunnyBeerArt
A moustacheod gentleman with top hat and monocle wearing nothing but underpants, socks and garters and dress shoes squats whilst cupping two strategically-placed lychee fruit. Text reads: 'Dry Balls: cascade pale ale with lychee flavouring. ABV 5% from pint Harmonics.
August 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
I asked an AI image generator to piss off and stay away from #art. Then, I picked up my stylus and had fun drawing a picture of a #skull with my graphics tablet and adding lots of lovely colours. These lines are where I put them. #skulls #WeekendVibes #FestivalVibes #HumanArt
A graffiti style multi-coloured skull.
July 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
We all know #FestivalSeason means 'changeable' #weather. Here is the #forecast for today. A high chance of #metal #rock and all that these genres spawn. #summer #WeekendVibes #FestivalVibes
A series of four weather icons which also depicts different subgenres of metal music: a cartoon sun shouting and raising the devil horns hands; a glum-looking cloud with corpse paint; raindrops all singing along; a lightning bolt with a mullet hairstyle. Text reads: 'metalological report'. A cartoon sun shouting and raising the devil horns hands. Text reads: 'today's forecast: metal'
June 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
The sun is shining. A #heatwave is upon us. The natural musical choice in such weather is, of course, #metal. #BlackMetal, #DeathMetal and all its many other glorious subgenres. For the love of all that is unholy though, have a wash first, please. #WeekendVibes #FestivalSeason
A lady with ear stretchers and a nose ring skips happily along to a backdrop of swirling colours and upside down crucifixes. She's flanked by laughing skulls. A man with ear stretchers skips happily along to a backdrop of swirling colours and upside down crucifixes. He's flanked by laughing skulls.
June 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
A high #PollenCount today it seems. The #hayfever is strong with this one. A plague of #pollen upon thee! #SundayVibes #allergies #SummerVibes
A cartoon of a medieval plague doctor sprinkling pollen over an unfortunate man with red eyes and a snotty nose.
June 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
And now, with the missing picture added (the man stretching his arms above his head). D'oh! Of course, I only realised half way through the day yesterday when it was too late to amend it. Consider this the director's cut. #SundayVibes #GymLife #artwork
June 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Get some #exercise at the #gym. This comic will inspire you. #SaturdayMorning #WeekendVibes #workout #comics #GymHumor

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June 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Whilst you're sitting down to watch #SaturdayMorning cartoons, what are you having for #breakfast? Whatever you tuck into, make sure there's #PlentyOfRiffage. #BreakfastIdeas #metal #rock #FestivalSeason #FestivalFashion 🤘
A cartoon hand emerging from a bowl of cereal. The hand is giving a devil horns gesture. Text reads: 'I have plenty of riffage in my diet'. Two hands giving the devil horns gesture. Text reads: 'I have plenty of riffage in my diet'. A cartoon hand emerging from a bowl of cereal. The hand is giving a devil horns gesture. Text reads: 'plenty of riffage'.
June 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
Sunday! The week's waiting room to the working week. Sit quietly and don't start anything fun; there's no time for that now. Actually, go back to bed. Don't forget to set your alarm for stupid o'clock. #SundayVibes #inspirational #PlagueDoctor #Pagan #Paganism #SpookySunday
A side-on view of a medieval plague doctor's head made of one line. The lines are scratchy and have a distressed effect.
June 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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It's the #weekend! Time to decide again. Will you enjoy a pint of #RealAle or #CraftBeer? Don't take sides. Enjoy both! An updated version of a personal favourite design. #beer #WeekendVibes #BeerGifts #SocksAndSandals #hipster
A cartoon of a stereotypical real ale drinker (hat, big beard, big belly, socks and sandals, bumbag...) split vertically with the other side depicting a stereotypical craft beer drinker (well-groomed hair and beard, smart shirt, skinny jeans, shoes without socks...). Each side holds their respective pint: a handle glass for the real ale drinker; a straight glass for the craft beer drinker.
May 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
A shirt for #summer. Bright, vibrant and absolutely full of death. #SummerFashion #Pagan #PlagueDoctor #BankHoliday #WeekendVibes
A brightly-coloured, vibrant graffiti style depiction of the head of a medieval plague doctor with the words 'love life' and hearts sprayed on them. 'Love life' sprayed on the doctor's mask strap. A brightly-coloured, vibrant graffiti style depiction of the head of a medieval plague doctor with the words 'love life' and hearts sprayed on them. Hearts sprayed on the doctor's hat. A brightly-coloured, vibrant graffiti style depiction of the head of a medieval plague doctor with the words 'love life' and hearts sprayed on them. T-shirt. A brightly-coloured, vibrant graffiti style depiction of the head of a medieval plague doctor with the words 'love life' and hearts sprayed on them.
May 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
lostinthelines.bsky.social
When the #weekend arrives and you realise it's #Eurovision time again.... 🤷 #performance #art #mime #WeekendVibes #Eurovision2025
A close-up of a zombie mime with one missing eye and blood seeping from their other eye and mouth.
May 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM