In a good way. Like, cute body horror? I'm not cute tho, but like this human looking thing with metal bits here and there (chains, loops, spikes...) poking out of its skin. Could be nice. Also, split tongue and slightly pointy ears

Anyway, I saw ths nice shirt with detachable sleeves, only connected by a chain, and now I wonder if there's a body mod to make it so the sleeves can be attached directly to the arms instead

...At this rate if I could get every plausible mod I think about I'd look like some sort of body horror

Ok, that wasn't exactly a nap, more like activating some power saving setting. I'm still eepy af, but at least my eyes can focus if I tell them to

They even asked me if I was feeling unwell and that my eyes are giving it away (no shit, my dark circles are so pronounced today it seems I put on way too much black eye shadow in an attempt to look like a panda

Seriously, if I can't take a quick nap here I might pass out while driving back home

I still need to buy a leash, but for that I'll wait until I get my next piercing (that means next month if they don't ask me to work here for another month)

They'll ask about what's inside anyway, probably. In any case, if either of those things happen next time I'm ordering a dildo large enough to be considered a blunt weapon just to mess with them (though it would be a waste of money, so maybe I won't)