Louise 🎺
@louisetrumpet.bsky.social
30-something servant to 4 cats who likes brass bands and Formula 1
Living in 🇬🇧
Living in 🇬🇧
I know diagnosing oneself based off social media is a Thing now but I've convinced myself I must have ADHD because why can I remember exactly what I was wearing when I went on my first ever date in 2006 but the measurements my husband asked me to remember are gone in 3 seconds 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know diagnosing oneself based off social media is a Thing now but I've convinced myself I must have ADHD because why can I remember exactly what I was wearing when I went on my first ever date in 2006 but the measurements my husband asked me to remember are gone in 3 seconds 😂
Got a new phone for the first time in almost 4 years. Instantly realised why I'd put off getting a new phone for so long.
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Got a new phone for the first time in almost 4 years. Instantly realised why I'd put off getting a new phone for so long.
Not been here in a bit, didn't realise the app had logged me out.. nice to have somewhere to ven random shit away from people who know me irl 🤣
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Not been here in a bit, didn't realise the app had logged me out.. nice to have somewhere to ven random shit away from people who know me irl 🤣
My colleague who's pregnant just told us all that her TWIN is also pregnant and they're 5 weeks apart?!?!? They must have planned it with their weird subconscious twin brain thing 😂
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My colleague who's pregnant just told us all that her TWIN is also pregnant and they're 5 weeks apart?!?!? They must have planned it with their weird subconscious twin brain thing 😂
Do you ever get so hungry you stop being hungry
March 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do you ever get so hungry you stop being hungry
Someone in the town where I work organised a massive doggy meet up for his terminally ill dog's last day and it was the sweetest thing ever 🥺😭
March 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Someone in the town where I work organised a massive doggy meet up for his terminally ill dog's last day and it was the sweetest thing ever 🥺😭
Can we all agree that it's just good fuel station etiquette to have your purse/wallet out ready before you start filling up? Fumbling in your bag on the back seat (and again when you get back from paying) when there's someone waiting to use the pump is irritating as hell
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Can we all agree that it's just good fuel station etiquette to have your purse/wallet out ready before you start filling up? Fumbling in your bag on the back seat (and again when you get back from paying) when there's someone waiting to use the pump is irritating as hell
My colleague announced she's pregnant today and that will be the 6th baby at my work (32 of us) in just over 2 years 😱
February 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My colleague announced she's pregnant today and that will be the 6th baby at my work (32 of us) in just over 2 years 😱
Why does Prime video show THE EXACT SAME AD EVERY AD BREAK my god it's infuriating
January 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why does Prime video show THE EXACT SAME AD EVERY AD BREAK my god it's infuriating
Maybe slightly starting to regret moving to this town now it's become apparent that every route out of town floods whenever there's any more than a trickle of rain 🤦♀️
January 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Maybe slightly starting to regret moving to this town now it's become apparent that every route out of town floods whenever there's any more than a trickle of rain 🤦♀️
I prefer to run on a treadmill to outside and I want to start increasing my distance but the treadmills at my gym automatically go onto cool down after an hour and you can't extend the time??? Having to restart it and do the maths to work out the distance is a nightmare
January 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I prefer to run on a treadmill to outside and I want to start increasing my distance but the treadmills at my gym automatically go onto cool down after an hour and you can't extend the time??? Having to restart it and do the maths to work out the distance is a nightmare
Just went on Snapchat for the first time in probably a year (the one person I still chatted to on there has since drifted) and does anyone still use it?!? It's full of AI crap and literally barely usable. May as well delete my account tbh
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Just went on Snapchat for the first time in probably a year (the one person I still chatted to on there has since drifted) and does anyone still use it?!? It's full of AI crap and literally barely usable. May as well delete my account tbh
Who'd have possibly thought, if you descale your coffee machine more than once a year it stops your coffee tasting like arse. Groundbreaking stuff.
January 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Who'd have possibly thought, if you descale your coffee machine more than once a year it stops your coffee tasting like arse. Groundbreaking stuff.
I want to read the news, not watch a video of it
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want to read the news, not watch a video of it
Pros of indoor cats: healthier, longer life, safe from predators/cars/diseases etc
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pros of indoor cats: healthier, longer life, safe from predators/cars/diseases etc
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about
I never thought seasonal depression/disorder was that big a thing until I realised I've been feeling like crap pretty much ever since the clocks went back. And it's been so cloudy the last couple of months too
January 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I never thought seasonal depression/disorder was that big a thing until I realised I've been feeling like crap pretty much ever since the clocks went back. And it's been so cloudy the last couple of months too
2024: bought our own house and finally moved out of crapshack army quarters, went to France, not a lot else. Spent most of it at work 🤷♀️
December 31, 2024 at 6:48 PM
2024: bought our own house and finally moved out of crapshack army quarters, went to France, not a lot else. Spent most of it at work 🤷♀️
Is there an app/site out there where you can search pics of products on Temu/Shein etc and it finds the product for you to buy elsewhere?
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Is there an app/site out there where you can search pics of products on Temu/Shein etc and it finds the product for you to buy elsewhere?
Forever making things awkward when I try to explain that we enter and exit our house almost exclusively through the patio doors because the car park is at the bottom of the garden.
Desperately need a better phrase than "we never use the front door we always use the back door" #help 🤦♀️😂
Desperately need a better phrase than "we never use the front door we always use the back door" #help 🤦♀️😂
December 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Forever making things awkward when I try to explain that we enter and exit our house almost exclusively through the patio doors because the car park is at the bottom of the garden.
Desperately need a better phrase than "we never use the front door we always use the back door" #help 🤦♀️😂
Desperately need a better phrase than "we never use the front door we always use the back door" #help 🤦♀️😂
This is your annual reminder to peel all the sellotape off your wrapping paper before you put it in the recycling ♻️
December 25, 2024 at 9:51 AM
This is your annual reminder to peel all the sellotape off your wrapping paper before you put it in the recycling ♻️
Bought some frozen chicken meals from Iceland and they say Olaf and Elsa on them???
December 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Bought some frozen chicken meals from Iceland and they say Olaf and Elsa on them???
Anyone remember when some clothes shops had a "exactly 3 items no more no less" rule for the fitting rooms and if you only wanted to try on one they'd hand you two random things off a rail? What was that about 😂
December 11, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Anyone remember when some clothes shops had a "exactly 3 items no more no less" rule for the fitting rooms and if you only wanted to try on one they'd hand you two random things off a rail? What was that about 😂
Reposting myself from the other site but this is too good not to
December 11, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Reposting myself from the other site but this is too good not to
Beautiful winter wonderland ❄️🇫🇮
December 7, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Beautiful winter wonderland ❄️🇫🇮
Packing to go away tomorrow and I've had to rearrange my case a few times to get everything to fit - just thought of the best life hack, taking photos of the case to make it easier when I pack to come back 😱
December 5, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Packing to go away tomorrow and I've had to rearrange my case a few times to get everything to fit - just thought of the best life hack, taking photos of the case to make it easier when I pack to come back 😱