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louryn 💖⚡️🫧
@louryn.bsky.social
pink gadget evangelist @ WIRED. bass music enthusiast @ a fest near you. dollzmania forever. midwest nice. union princess. lefter than that.

MDNI // opinions are loud & mine // $LourynS
my first time seeing the northern lights, i stood outside in my slippers crying and crying while the tears froze to my face
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
OK then that was always allowed!!!
August 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
can’t sleep so i’m scrolling through r/RedditLaqueristas where the girlies are posting increasingly unhinged ways to finish a cat’s eye / glass bead manicure
July 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
we also have a live blog full of things we think are funny, like this bit we've all committed to

(plus deals that we're finding in real time)

www.wired.com/live/amazon-...
July 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
as another reminder

(screenshots from our prime day coverage)
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i have been working since 3am can you tell

[inspired by luna who is VERY upset that i'm awake but she hasn't been fed breakfast yet] [it's not 11 yet little lady]
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
here are some photos of me with boxes over the years as a very small glimpse into the world of a Product Reviewer (if you think we cover a lot of stuff, you should see the piles of donated products that don’t make the cut)
July 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
hi bluesky! it’s amazon prime day (1/4), and i’m louryn — an actual person on a team of actual people that actually test the products we recommend. our work supports @wired.com which we all know is the Greatest Publication of All Time.
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
luna says it’s too effing hot out
June 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me + my flag 🫶🏼

happy pride !!!
June 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the hyperpop google doodle fucks
June 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
update: it went really well. spay and neuter your pets. my first doggy field trip appointment is in a few weeks.

i also almost adopted this baby. (am still considering it tbqh) (why can’t i take the shelter cats on walks too)
May 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
mom and dad went to starved rock
May 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
over the past week i froze my butt off at infrasound, danced with my friends in the woods, pet baby goats, and generally had a wonderful time
May 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
god bless america
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
rounded out the week with kid a

(the oldest took a spontaneous mental health day so we got gas station donuts and took the long way home and listed to thom yorke about it)
April 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
today

I’M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LOOOONNNNGGGG

(the littlest was 100% bobbing her head when she thought i wasn’t looking)

(also i took all of these screenshots while parked because i’m not a narcissist that uses their phone while they drive)
April 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
today it was chiodos
April 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
dropping my little sisters off at middle school all week so naturally i’m exposing them to the music that changed my life in seventh grade

first up, today:
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
never change, bluesky
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this place absolutely has the juice
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
☹️
March 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lately i’ve been spending every weekend in chicago
March 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
on my way
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
e i KNOW you have better food taste than this. i KNOWWWW you’re not out here talking shit about a little melty ball of mixed cheeses and herbs swirling around a tureen of ground beef and roasted tomatoes.

pls don’t make me fight you 🥺😭
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM