Finished grinchmas shopping. Now to set up the tree and decorate the porch when the deliveries come in

Growing up my mom always did some type of remodeling/renovation right before the holidays. And now I’m looking at these kitchen walls like “I’m sick of this color let me paint” 😫😫

I really just be doing shit. Because there is absolutely no reason I just finished Jamison’s birthday yesterday and turned around and ordered 75% of Christmas this morning. (Including the new tree). I have 1 cart left to hot but on 😫

I have a 4 year old ( 4 years 1 day to be exact) here’s to year 5

Jamison’s getting a party next year and then it’s annual bday trip time.

Pulled up on Jamison’s daddy while he was out and about and got my fluids topped off and my tires balanced and rotated before he started his work day

Surely I misheard. There’s no way Dr. Oz, the OG grifter, president of grift university, has been tapped to lead the largest and most influential US healthcare entity.

I told Jamison that she wasn’t allowed to take her money to school. Explained to her that someone may say it was theirs and that it would be no way for the teacher to know who’s money it was

I keep having to explain to Jamison’s dad that kids are in fact expensive.

I’ve taken to just sending him links to personally buy the things that she needs because I ALWAYS buy them and he acts oblivious to the fact the they cost money.

I haven’t even gotten past her birthday and I’m already adding Christmas decorations and gifts to my online carts 🫨

My kid asked me to draw lady bug from lady bug and cat noir. I told her that I don’t know how to draw but I gave it a valid try. This child is crying real tears because I don’t know how to draw so the picture doesn’t look how she wants.

Restless leg syndrome flare ups are the freaking worst

I have to renew this damn passport. I keep putting it off and I should stop.

Having to find all your followers and build your tl again is crazy. But bye bye Elon