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Love, Joolz - Three-Legged Dog — Love, Joolz

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 16h

AND NOW FOR THE GREATEST SURF TIP EVER YOURE WELCOME

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Comics like this are literally how I got a job in educational comics in syndication. Nobody asked for this but you’re getting it anyway. You’re welcome. -Love, Joolz

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 19h

Does the Silver Surfer die of a broken heart because he can’t get the day off to go surfing?

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 19h

Am I gonna have to do ANOTHER Mark Trail arc on data centers?

(Yep)

Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 1d

- put down the damn AI.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

When I first heard of role players doing weird racist role play I was stunned.

Designing the Yacht Interiors — Love, Joolz

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

My Newsletter just went out, but if you want to be a cool kid, you too can see it: mailchi.mp/34c180ed4bde...

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Omg let me tell you about my boat watercolors

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So what does a laser yacht look like on the inside? I did some watercolor exploration to find out. I’m mostly focused on the Captain’s Seat on the bridge, because that’s where most of the dramatic f...

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

So I had a wardrobe malfunction at the beach, so here’s a rare photo of me with a board and a bikini.

Jules taking a calm selfie at the beach. She’s in a pink bikini top and dark sunglasses. Shes holding up her surfboard.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

You can see the gas prices are literally a dollar and change. Like that photo is OLD.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

We must find this private equity guy and make him stop

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

Woof, yeah probably

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

Rite-Aid is closing.

Girl how do you fumble a pharmacy in a pandemic that hasn’t actually ended yet?

Alt: The Dude from the Big Lebowski with a caption of “Huh?”

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

You must’ve been popular in science class

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

I fell down the rabbit hole and wow why would you just admit in public you can’t keep up with your wife, one world’s hottest milfs? Why would you do that?

Love, Joolz - AI Waifu — Love, Joolz

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 2d

The problem when you try to marry your AI waifu

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Will Neckbeard ever find true love without giving out his credit card number?

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty Woman is the Becky fantasy of being able to be a 304 but still getting a rich white dude in the end. It’s overrated.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

I live near Orange County and yeah women in white SUVs are nightmares.

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

This is my Roman Empire

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

The show Girls has a penultimate episode where Hanna straight up hates on surfing and no other piece of pop culture sends me into a rage like this.

Who hates on surfing? How little joy in your heart must you have to hate gliding on mother ocean?

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

The show Girls has a penultimate episode where Hanna straight up hates on surfing and no other piece of pop culture sends me into a rage like this.

Who hates on surfing? How little joy in your heart must you have to hate gliding on mother ocean?

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

You ain’t missing much.

a man talking on a phone with the word help on the bottom right

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

Me: I don’t care to watch shows about an all-white cast in New York.

Also me: *Hate-watches the entire series of Girls*

Me: I blame Adam Driver

Alt: Adam Driver calling for help after getting caught in a dinosaur movie with the caption *help* on screen

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a woman in a blue shirt and jeans is sitting in a chair with her hand on her chest .

Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

The entire 90’s: Hey do you want to see a show about a bunch of Friends in New York?
JR: yes I love Living Single

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt and jeans is sitting in a chair with her hand on her chest .

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

I skipped The Dark Knight Rises and I regret nothing.

And why would I ever watch Friends? I’m from the Bronx FFS

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 4d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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Beige Mom Sleep Paralysis Demon @lovejoolz.bsky.social · 3d

You’ve never seen Titanic? I’m a little envious TBH. I wasn’t allowed to escape that clown show.