Lovely Cosmic
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CHARLEY HORSE!! CHARLEY HORSE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN IT HURTS IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHHGRHHAHHR!! AHHHHREEERR
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Two guys rob a liquor store. One of the robbers grabs a bottle, studies it, and looks at the other robber. “Is this whiskey?” he asks.

“Well not as whiskey as wobbing a bank” he replies
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I can’t wait to finally get internet installed! Already hooked up the Apple TV. Haven’t had internet or tv for like 6 years. Gonna feel like a wizard pondering my orb
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Love sad boyz and the cumtown guys
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Every time I unpack another box, I feel more at home. Put some posters on the walls and maaaaaan what a difference!
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“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”
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I find it weird that no one seems to make a slow cooker that is made to look like a witch’s cauldron
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“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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Don’t forget the overwhelming majority of maga are cowards, they won’t do shit. Just speak your mind and be you and don’t conform to their bully world
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Sound of mind, pure of heart, jack of lantern
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I DID IT!
I FINALLY MOVED!
Despite the world, I did not let it implicate me in its ugliness. My friends brought out the pure and unspoiled spot deep within myself, and the feelings of hope and gratitude dulled the pain and gnashing of teeth along the journey and led me home.

I hope your W is next ❤️
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I’m so excited to move out this weekend but I wish I could sleep lmao I feel like a little boy again a few days before Christmas and too excited to sleep
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People are spending money on *artificial* intelligence when they could be making their own organic, free range, cage free intelligence at home for free
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Get your flu shot fucker
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“I have a hatchet to grind with you,” chided Fuckface.

“Well then I hope we can manage to bury the axe,” quipped Cosmic with a smug grin despite knowing his witty retort would merely go right over Fuckface’s head.
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Talked with a coworker about movies for a while. Early in the conversation he mentioned that he couldn’t stand movies that use “the F word” but then towards the end he was talking about how gore in movies doesn’t bother him at all. I do not understand people like him, and there are many
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Something about having eyes that are unusually far apart is very beautiful. Uma Thurman and Anya Taylor Joy are good examples. Can’t explain, just works somehow
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Australian Magritte: “That’s not a pipe!” *produces a larger pipe* “Now THATS a pipe.”