So uhhh apparently Ryse gets his love of small spaces from me- I had an mri for the first time today and actually really enjoyed being in there-

(Prolly shoulda known that cause as a kid i loved putting myself into my toy box to hide and i frequently occupyed under the trampoline to dig holes)

They v famously *did* end up on the news. That is a thing that happened.
Ryse and Faye made a US Colonel destitute bc- in the order of events that unfolded-
•He cut Ryse in the mouth & Faye KO’d him
•They outed him as Corrupt/Predatory via leaking docs
•UK & US mils/govs took Ryse’s side out of fear

A knight in shining armour is a coward.
A knight in rusted armour is lazy.
Any self-respecting knight should keep his armour clean, but no armour having seen its duty will shine in the sun. Blood stains, blows chip and dent. If your armour is shining, you are an aristocrat, not a knight.

I honestly believe Ghost would call Soap n Gaz (his bf’s obv) cunts n not “love”- like- y’all Do know where he’s from/what his background is right? Y’all’re aware he’s not pos, Right? Y’all are aware he’s Working Class Manchurian, RIGHT??? YALL ARE AWARE GHOST IS POOR AND FROM MANCHESTER RIGHT?!?!?

THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO????? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE ABHORRENT FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS TWO WHOLE-ASS FUCKING YEARS AGO????? TIME IS FUCKING ME IN THE ASS AND I AM DISTURBED GREATLY

Minor injuries are so weird- What do you mean my finger skin is separating bc I tried to wash/carry/move relatively new metal items? I’ve not been stabbed. You’re making shit up.

First night losing sleep to tics in a while… forgot how much I hated ts fr- the gods needed to keep me humble with neck pain ig

I’m Defo not gonna use my own injuries from work as refs for art…

Achievement Get! Complete First Day of Work at Your Big Boy Job!

MY HAIR IS LONG AND I WANT BALD FOR OVERCOMPENSATION

I HUST REALIZED I FLATTENED ALL MY LAYERS AND LOST SO MUCH OF THE DETAILS AND THE TIMELAPSE IS SHITTY OMG THIS IS WHY I HATE FLATTENING MY LAYERS BUT I HAVE TO CAUSE MY IPAD IS SO LOW ON SYSTEM STORAGE BC PROCREATE TAKES UP SO MUCJ SPACE IM SO SOERIPUSLY UPSET ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

Uhm… don’t look. I’m Normal. I swear I’m Normal. Hush. *repeats sadness and bangers in equal measure*

COD Special Interested so hard, I’m getting YT Ads from Literally EVERY branch of the military despite being Several Forms of Unfit for Duty…

To their credit, I Absolutely Would consider it if I was a more (st)able person, but as it stands, y’all got The Wrong Guy. I am far too soft for all that. 💜

Losing all reasonable ability to Draw after 1 (one) Good Piece + 100°f Heat w/ ~80°f At Night + Being in Desperate Need of a Haircut = an inability to focus on Anything for any more than five minutes bc of shit Pissing Me Off to a level I can only describe as Dangerous to Everyone Around Me.

Blanks and her MWD (Military Working Dog), Kash!!! Kash is a Very Good Boy who loves only One thing more than finding bombs. Johnny Cash, for some reason.

Reference pic from @bunbunart.bsky.social’s TikTok! (Thank you so bad!)

#callofdutyoc #callofdutymodernwarfareoc #codmwoc

Being trans is so funny, cause What Do You Mean I Don’t Have A Dick?! It’s Right There!!! I Can Feel It!!! Stop Gaslighting Me!!!!

oof… ow… damn… quiz author, bro, I was just bein silly… you rly ain’t have to go there… cmon man. 😔

I might have gotten a lil carried away with all the blood…

In my defence, it looks badass.

Anyway, here is my Eldritch Knight Mercenary, Peitro Sigfreid.