I just gave an English exam to my first period juniors. I didn't even provide a study guide 😳

They had to write. Some complaints: "This is ALL writing?" and my favorite, "She said it would be impromptu writing, but she could have told us the questions in advance." 😂

My work here is not done.

I have three Border Collies. #3 started seizures again, so meds. for life now.

#2 stomach prob., had to go to ER vet for IV, x-rays, etc.

#1 was good! Nope. Found a hot spot in her armpit. Vet visit tomorrow.

I love them like they're my children, but that's $1700 in vet bills in 10 days!

Get another mint. Your breath still smells like my balls.

Thankful for being phased out of a job that I loved. I ended up with a much better employer making 30% more than I would have been at the other place (that I never would have left).

Pick me, please 😊

I have the same weather right now in northwest Ohio. Sadly, what I don't have is that lovely view. ❤️

FAFO

Temu Beyoncé wannabes

Both the first and second points are correct. 😏

And it shows! Bravo 😊

Give your kid a hug from me, John! ❤️

Right-leaning independent from 1984-2000. Then republican until 2008.

On a side note... if that woman can afford to be at that tacky, gilded cesspool, can she at least match the shoes to the pants?