Lowendtheory
@lowendtheory.bsky.social
A fabulous fan of food, fun, flowers, film, fauna, fitness and the female form. The SF gentleman and ambassador.
Familiarity, comfort and chemistry will always be superior to looks or raw attraction alone. No debating this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Familiarity, comfort and chemistry will always be superior to looks or raw attraction alone. No debating this.
Someone come rescue this angel and don't let her spend her time here in our beautiful city all alone! 🛁
I‘ve had a cancellation today in SF if anyone would like to sweep me off my feet 🐦 I have an incall and it’s cute and there’s a hot tub.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone come rescue this angel and don't let her spend her time here in our beautiful city all alone! 🛁
I've started to see friends I know personally getting zapped over on that other app 🐦which will now forever be known as the sunken place. I feel terrible for them as I know how important that outlet is for promoting, marketing, networking and outreach... among other things.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've started to see friends I know personally getting zapped over on that other app 🐦which will now forever be known as the sunken place. I feel terrible for them as I know how important that outlet is for promoting, marketing, networking and outreach... among other things.
The feeling when visiting one of your faves and they are clearly, visibly even more excited to reconnect than you are.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The feeling when visiting one of your faves and they are clearly, visibly even more excited to reconnect than you are.
Jack White, playing the Turkey day football halftime show w/ Eminem: both very anti-MAGA. Bad Bunny playing the Superbowl: very anti-MAGA. Kendrick last year, same. Time to admit there are NO good artists on the other side. Name one, I'll wait. ⏳
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jack White, playing the Turkey day football halftime show w/ Eminem: both very anti-MAGA. Bad Bunny playing the Superbowl: very anti-MAGA. Kendrick last year, same. Time to admit there are NO good artists on the other side. Name one, I'll wait. ⏳
I'm ever so grateful for the experiences I get to create & share within this space. I'm always so touched when companions remember little details and anecdotes I share during our time together, even months later. Those moments make this endeavor truly special and worthwhile. 🙏🙏I'm very thankful.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm ever so grateful for the experiences I get to create & share within this space. I'm always so touched when companions remember little details and anecdotes I share during our time together, even months later. Those moments make this endeavor truly special and worthwhile. 🙏🙏I'm very thankful.
Got tested yesterday. Getting tested regularly is sexy and BDE. It is NOT just the responsibility of your provider to know their status. It takes two (or more sometimes) 😏 to tango and clients should take this just as seriously if they want to swim in these waters. #knowyourstatus
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Got tested yesterday. Getting tested regularly is sexy and BDE. It is NOT just the responsibility of your provider to know their status. It takes two (or more sometimes) 😏 to tango and clients should take this just as seriously if they want to swim in these waters. #knowyourstatus
Met a new friend last week and she said: "I bet your regulars are always so happy when you book them. They must always look forward to seeing you." This was such incredibly high praise and a very astute observation from someone who had just met me. A beautiful compliment! 🤗
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Met a new friend last week and she said: "I bet your regulars are always so happy when you book them. They must always look forward to seeing you." This was such incredibly high praise and a very astute observation from someone who had just met me. A beautiful compliment! 🤗
The constitution is going to need years of therapy for all the trauma it has had to endure in recent years.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The constitution is going to need years of therapy for all the trauma it has had to endure in recent years.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Love my city!
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Love my city!
I use a hair tie as a cable wrap for one of my chargers. It came in VERY handy this week. It's always good to be prepared. IYKYK.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I use a hair tie as a cable wrap for one of my chargers. It came in VERY handy this week. It's always good to be prepared. IYKYK.
I'm going bowling tomorrow for a work event and truthfully, I think it's super fun. I actually think it could be a great date and am wondering who else thinks so. Cute or not?
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm going bowling tomorrow for a work event and truthfully, I think it's super fun. I actually think it could be a great date and am wondering who else thinks so. Cute or not?
Confidence, enthusiasm and enjoyment will always be > appearance and/or skill set. You cannot change my mind on this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Confidence, enthusiasm and enjoyment will always be > appearance and/or skill set. You cannot change my mind on this.
Also, it was very, very HOT!!
On this day, 33 years ago, Bram Stoker’s Dracula was released in cinemas.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Also, it was very, very HOT!!
My sushi date for tonight just cancelled on me! Do I go eat alone? Or can someone join me?
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My sushi date for tonight just cancelled on me! Do I go eat alone? Or can someone join me?
You should never go to a Starbucks really ever. Their coffee is garbage. But you should REALLY not go there this week. Supports workers and labor!
In case people forget. You should be boycotting Starbucks. Tomorrow starts their strike. Going to Starbucks is crossing picketing lines.
Be a better person and don’t go to Starbucks ✌🏼 it’s not that hard
Be a better person and don’t go to Starbucks ✌🏼 it’s not that hard
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You should never go to a Starbucks really ever. Their coffee is garbage. But you should REALLY not go there this week. Supports workers and labor!
I need to take one more trip before the end of the year to hit the top status tier. Wondering where I should go? 🤔 Any suggestions out there?
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I need to take one more trip before the end of the year to hit the top status tier. Wondering where I should go? 🤔 Any suggestions out there?
Good goddess, I love this woman so much.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Good goddess, I love this woman so much.
Not me explaining to the person sitting next to me while stuck on a plane that I have a very hot date tomorrow and that I absolutely cannot miss it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not me explaining to the person sitting next to me while stuck on a plane that I have a very hot date tomorrow and that I absolutely cannot miss it.
And just like that, I'm in PHX with a free night. What's a handsome suitor to do?? Maybe we can watch Zorhan win while we cuddle?
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And just like that, I'm in PHX with a free night. What's a handsome suitor to do?? Maybe we can watch Zorhan win while we cuddle?
Your BDE moment for the day. Chatting with the bartender and they told me someone earlier that day ran out on a $100 tab and now they were on the hook for it. Left them a 30% tip to help cover that cost. Always pay it forward when you can.
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Your BDE moment for the day. Chatting with the bartender and they told me someone earlier that day ran out on a $100 tab and now they were on the hook for it. Left them a 30% tip to help cover that cost. Always pay it forward when you can.
A sweet little follow up message wishing me a good day, safe flight, nice meeting/seeing you are such a nice touch. It is honestly the little things that make this endeavor lovely and special. Know that I will always return this kind of energy! 🫶
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A sweet little follow up message wishing me a good day, safe flight, nice meeting/seeing you are such a nice touch. It is honestly the little things that make this endeavor lovely and special. Know that I will always return this kind of energy! 🫶
It happened again... Having a great conversation with someone at the bar, until...
Him: where are you from?
Me: I live in SF
Him: oh, that must be rough
Me: why?
Him: I had someone tell me it was bad there like five years ago
Me: I love it there, it's my home!
I'm so tired of this conversation.
Him: where are you from?
Me: I live in SF
Him: oh, that must be rough
Me: why?
Him: I had someone tell me it was bad there like five years ago
Me: I love it there, it's my home!
I'm so tired of this conversation.
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It happened again... Having a great conversation with someone at the bar, until...
Him: where are you from?
Me: I live in SF
Him: oh, that must be rough
Me: why?
Him: I had someone tell me it was bad there like five years ago
Me: I love it there, it's my home!
I'm so tired of this conversation.
Him: where are you from?
Me: I live in SF
Him: oh, that must be rough
Me: why?
Him: I had someone tell me it was bad there like five years ago
Me: I love it there, it's my home!
I'm so tired of this conversation.
Having full body, earth shaking orgasms, is a radical and rebellious act. I'm literally trying to fuck the system.
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Having full body, earth shaking orgasms, is a radical and rebellious act. I'm literally trying to fuck the system.
I often hear providers say that the quality, care & kindness their clients have shown them has dramatically increased their standards for civi dating. The same is 1000% true for me. The bar has been raised so high for me now. And I'm grateful for it, despite making dating much tougher.
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I often hear providers say that the quality, care & kindness their clients have shown them has dramatically increased their standards for civi dating. The same is 1000% true for me. The bar has been raised so high for me now. And I'm grateful for it, despite making dating much tougher.