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All the details he needs are in the question. What is he missing?
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
All the details he needs are in the question. What is he missing?
The Trump crime family knows very well that what they are doing is illegal. They have to protect the loot from being confiscated in the endless legal aftermath of Trump’s regime.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The Trump crime family knows very well that what they are doing is illegal. They have to protect the loot from being confiscated in the endless legal aftermath of Trump’s regime.
Putin’s goal with the Greenland story was probably to divert attention at Davos away from Ukraine. He likely didn’t think Trump was dumb enough to go head-to-head with NATO and Europe, but that turned out to be the jackpot for Putin.
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Putin’s goal with the Greenland story was probably to divert attention at Davos away from Ukraine. He likely didn’t think Trump was dumb enough to go head-to-head with NATO and Europe, but that turned out to be the jackpot for Putin.
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
General Milley was right: “Trump is the most dangerous person to this country.” Putin is controlling him like a puppet.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
General Milley was right: “Trump is the most dangerous person to this country.” Putin is controlling him like a puppet.
The only reason I can see for his cabinet allowing Trump to drive the crazy car is to let him cross a line so blatantly nuts that invoking the 25th Amendment, Section 4, becomes unavoidable.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The only reason I can see for his cabinet allowing Trump to drive the crazy car is to let him cross a line so blatantly nuts that invoking the 25th Amendment, Section 4, becomes unavoidable.
I’m sure the Russians sold Trump the Greenland story as a win-win. Trump gets to divert attention from the Epstein files, and Putin gets to shift the focus at the Davos conference away from Ukraine. Splitting NATO would be the jackpot.
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I’m sure the Russians sold Trump the Greenland story as a win-win. Trump gets to divert attention from the Epstein files, and Putin gets to shift the focus at the Davos conference away from Ukraine. Splitting NATO would be the jackpot.
A lot of folks in Alabama, Kentucky, and Texas will be laid off when NATO cuts American weapons purchases to a minimum.
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
A lot of folks in Alabama, Kentucky, and Texas will be laid off when NATO cuts American weapons purchases to a minimum.
It’s like FIFA hosting a conference on fighting corruption.
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It’s like FIFA hosting a conference on fighting corruption.
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Trump is not capable of crafting a foreign policy on his own. The Greenland idea is 100% made in Russia, no one benefits more from a NATO breakup than they do. Flipping the narrative to make it seem as if Russia is somehow threatening to take over Greenland reeks of cheap FSB tactics.
If he truly cared about world peace, he would eliminate Putin from the equation. Terror support for Hezbollah, Hamas, Iran, and Islamic terror groups in Africa and Asia would collapse, and the war in Ukraine would be over within a day.
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If he truly cared about world peace, he would eliminate Putin from the equation. Terror support for Hezbollah, Hamas, Iran, and Islamic terror groups in Africa and Asia would collapse, and the war in Ukraine would be over within a day.
Tricia McLaughingstock performing sit-down comedy..
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Tricia McLaughingstock performing sit-down comedy..
If anyone is still in doubt about whether Trump and his cabinet are executing Putin’s agenda, this should settle it once and for all.
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
If anyone is still in doubt about whether Trump and his cabinet are executing Putin’s agenda, this should settle it once and for all.
In my first assessment of Stephen Miller, I didn’t see him as just another MAGA moron, but rather as a calculating, evil neoliberal on the far right. Now it looks like his strategic thinking is extremely flawed, lacking a basic understanding of post–Cold War politics.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
In my first assessment of Stephen Miller, I didn’t see him as just another MAGA moron, but rather as a calculating, evil neoliberal on the far right. Now it looks like his strategic thinking is extremely flawed, lacking a basic understanding of post–Cold War politics.
Trump will dismiss this as left-wing protests, but it’s far from that. It’s pro-NATO and anti-Russia, anti-Trump and anti-MAGA. I never thought I’d see the U.S. and the Russian dictatorship on the same team, but here we are.
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Trump will dismiss this as left-wing protests, but it’s far from that. It’s pro-NATO and anti-Russia, anti-Trump and anti-MAGA. I never thought I’d see the U.S. and the Russian dictatorship on the same team, but here we are.
The Kadyrov family will escape to Qatar and the UAE, where they’ve stashed their stolen money, when Ramzan dies. Trying to dispose of Adam now suggests that Ramzan is not in good shape and that the power struggle has begun.
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
The Kadyrov family will escape to Qatar and the UAE, where they’ve stashed their stolen money, when Ramzan dies. Trying to dispose of Adam now suggests that Ramzan is not in good shape and that the power struggle has begun.
The Kadyrov family will escape to Qatar and the UAE, where they’ve stashed their stolen money, when Ramzan dies. Trying to dispose of Adam now suggests that Ramzan is not in good shape and that the power struggle has begun.
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 AM
The Kadyrov family will escape to Qatar and the UAE, where they’ve stashed their stolen money, when Ramzan dies. Trying to dispose of Adam now suggests that Ramzan is not in good shape and that the power struggle has begun.
The only good thing about this incredibly embarrassing story is that the chance of Trump ever being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for real, is now permanently zero.
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The only good thing about this incredibly embarrassing story is that the chance of Trump ever being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for real, is now permanently zero.
Stolen valor is a MAGA specialty and attracts a lot of less capable people. Cosplaying roles they are unfit for, slapping police badges on people who never went to a police academy, elevating mediocre podcasters to important roles they have no prospect of handling.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Stolen valor is a MAGA specialty and attracts a lot of less capable people. Cosplaying roles they are unfit for, slapping police badges on people who never went to a police academy, elevating mediocre podcasters to important roles they have no prospect of handling.
And so has Putin, all the oligarchs, the entire Kadyrov family, and pretty much anyone involved in organized crime.
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
And so has Putin, all the oligarchs, the entire Kadyrov family, and pretty much anyone involved in organized crime.
They probably grow even more. Have you seen the size of that Mar-a-Lago buffet?
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
They probably grow even more. Have you seen the size of that Mar-a-Lago buffet?
I think ICE should go up against the cartels, they have the tactical gear, automatic weapons, body armor and the tough talk. Oh… they can only do unarmed civilians, preferably children and soccer moms? Got it.
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I think ICE should go up against the cartels, they have the tactical gear, automatic weapons, body armor and the tough talk. Oh… they can only do unarmed civilians, preferably children and soccer moms? Got it.
The U.S. pays about $600 million to NATO, but NATO countries buy $20–30 billion worth of American-made weapons every year. Math is tough for MAGA.
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The U.S. pays about $600 million to NATO, but NATO countries buy $20–30 billion worth of American-made weapons every year. Math is tough for MAGA.