My bed got fucked up in the dryer so I need to find another place to sleep. Astro's room is LOCKED. Shelly's room is LOCKED. Why does Vee sleep STANDING UP? I completely forgot where Sprout's room is. What is HAPPENING?
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My bed got fucked up in the dryer so I need to find another place to sleep. Astro's room is LOCKED. Shelly's room is LOCKED. Why does Vee sleep STANDING UP? I completely forgot where Sprout's room is. What is HAPPENING?
ALL the other toons get SOO uncomfortable when their Twisted counterpart is on the floor. Yet when MY Twisted shows his face, all of a sudden it's "Pebble, can you distract this?" HELLO? You think I'm any more comfortable being chased by a malformed version of myself than anyone else in this place?!
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ALL the other toons get SOO uncomfortable when their Twisted counterpart is on the floor. Yet when MY Twisted shows his face, all of a sudden it's "Pebble, can you distract this?" HELLO? You think I'm any more comfortable being chased by a malformed version of myself than anyone else in this place?!
Oh yeah—update on the Brightney situation: Shelly ended up trying to use her knowledge of sewing to teach Cosmo how to stitch said open wound. It kind of worked—she's fine now—but like- What have we come to.
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh yeah—update on the Brightney situation: Shelly ended up trying to use her knowledge of sewing to teach Cosmo how to stitch said open wound. It kind of worked—she's fine now—but like- What have we come to.
I'm getting the ice down but I'm still banned from distracting on ice floors because the others are worried about me. I think I get the appeal behind doing the machines now. You can actually turn your brain off.
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm getting the ice down but I'm still banned from distracting on ice floors because the others are worried about me. I think I get the appeal behind doing the machines now. You can actually turn your brain off.
Brightney just got a part of her stomach torn out by Twisted Scraps and because we're a kid's program—the only thing we have in stock to give her is Tylenol. Fucking Tylenol. To ease the pain of an open wound. We are so done for.
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Brightney just got a part of her stomach torn out by Twisted Scraps and because we're a kid's program—the only thing we have in stock to give her is Tylenol. Fucking Tylenol. To ease the pain of an open wound. We are so done for.
I just tried to do a super awesome flip and landed on my back. Y'know what my owner did? He laughed at me. Dandy. Laughed at me. As he picked me up. My career is over.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I just tried to do a super awesome flip and landed on my back. Y'know what my owner did? He laughed at me. Dandy. Laughed at me. As he picked me up. My career is over.