“I laugh and I would fuck Tom Schwartz”

Stop making martinis with vodka 👏🏼

Every time I do a full set of nails I feel so cunt but also fully do not know how to type on a computer as soon as I log into work.

Timothee chalamet looks like a stick of butter

Rosé purchases go up in my house when Summer House is on

We deserve a gay version of love is blind I can’t take these straight people anymore.

When I was little all I wanted was a punk hair cut and my mom kept making get French bobs instead.

Sorry I’m just thinking about Sweaty Eddie Vedder

You’re cruisin for a bruisin…and a yeast infection.