This is true...Lately, however, my single patient private practice has changed to geriatric care.

I'm a real person, double pinky swear!

Bro...I asked you to stop telling jokes at those...The milk doesn't usually start coming out of his butt till he gets home. You're responsible for cleaning this shit up next time.

I know how to hold my own well. 😉

Hey, that's me!

Oh, that's unfortunate.

What do you think @yodacat.bsky.social ? You gonna leave me for him?

You can top with whatever, but I think chunky salsa is best!

Cook hamburger meat with seasonings. Drain, add cream of mushroom +more seasoning + half bag cheese.

Dump meat mix into your pan covering the tots, then add more tots on top to entomb. Cook to tot directions, may need to add a little more time. Sprinkle remaining bag of cheese on top and melt.

What you need:
2lb bag tater tots
1.5 lbs ground beef
1 large can cream of mushroom
1 8oz sharp cheddar cheese
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Black pepper
Paprika

Line a 8×14 dish with tater tots along the bottom and sides, in a single layer.

Preheat oven to tots instructions on bag.

Droooool!