I had a pretty crazy dream last night, I’m assuming I’m still dreaming. Trying to wake up now, it usually works. Give me a minute and I’ll have it sorted

“And lo, there shall come a red faced bannon desperately in need of a shave. He shall come bearing a pretentious copy of Nietzsche. Avoid that guy, he’s an asshole.” - John the Baptist

The drinks look like Lake Michigan in winter

There's a scene in it where a teen tells his friends that he's gay, and they're kind to him when he tells them. It's the sweetest thing on the planet, unless you're an asshole, which would explain jack posobiec's take.

And lo, Jesus said to his disciples “I AM THE BEST EVER PERHAPS PROBABLY THE BEST, EVERYONE SAYS IT”

I don’t mind cleaning leaks if you sort of cut it lengthwise making a plus at the top of the leak and then fanning it out under the faucet. I used to do the single slice method, and a second slice somehow made life better

Also Guinness 00 is top tier NA beer. Give people the Pepsi challenge on guiness v 00 and tell me I’m wrong

It always bugged me when renting that on HGTV shows, people who were already living in homes (that they rented) would say “we need to buy a home because we’re starting a family”. So they were just weird housemates before they had a kid, and somehow didn’t have a home because they rented.

Martinis are good with vermouth!

Zeno’s shitty coffee paradox

But like what if I really *was* wrong about the idea of putting pickles in breakfast pancakes

Is it in English?

a belief that liberals are not in spiritual communion with the white working class, which is held as the virtuous repository of american identity.

Absolutely spot on. I started being very online before just about everyone (early 90s), and now I mostly think people should put the phones down and hang out with each other.