BloomDystopia
@lsbloom.bsky.social
Retired from public safety 911. Now I’m a liberal , weed smoking Grandma. Worked too damn long under the patriarchal yoke. Women are not property.
Formerly BloomUtopia on Leon’s social. Slightly sarcastic. Oh and I knit.
Formerly BloomUtopia on Leon’s social. Slightly sarcastic. Oh and I knit.
First belly laugh of the day!
You win ✅
You win ✅
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
First belly laugh of the day!
You win ✅
You win ✅
I can’t unsee the “Diva” from the 5th Element.
September 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can’t unsee the “Diva” from the 5th Element.
I miss that show.
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I miss that show.
Oh.
Ugh.
Of course they did.
Ugh.
Of course they did.
September 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh.
Ugh.
Of course they did.
Ugh.
Of course they did.
Not sure if it’s from the same place, but I used to live 2 blocks from Haeger Pottery in E. Dundee, IL
August 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not sure if it’s from the same place, but I used to live 2 blocks from Haeger Pottery in E. Dundee, IL
Not mad…flustered.
And you have to be 60+ to
actually experience true flustering.
And you have to be 60+ to
actually experience true flustering.
July 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Not mad…flustered.
And you have to be 60+ to
actually experience true flustering.
And you have to be 60+ to
actually experience true flustering.
I would so give Scotland a go to living there!
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I would so give Scotland a go to living there!
Oh, so sad! She was a warrior. Insightful, compassionate and fearless. May she rest in peace, be reunited with her love and may her memory be a blessing.
May 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh, so sad! She was a warrior. Insightful, compassionate and fearless. May she rest in peace, be reunited with her love and may her memory be a blessing.
This is an old school solution if you live by yourself…
Take your door off and place a fan in your doorway. I lived that way most of my life 😆.
Take your door off and place a fan in your doorway. I lived that way most of my life 😆.
May 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is an old school solution if you live by yourself…
Take your door off and place a fan in your doorway. I lived that way most of my life 😆.
Take your door off and place a fan in your doorway. I lived that way most of my life 😆.
They admire his brazenness. More so than they admire democracy.
March 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They admire his brazenness. More so than they admire democracy.
*Made up the dog bed.
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AND FINALLY GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH MY SECOND CUP OF COLD COFFEE
This is my #retiredlife
and it is…a lot.
fin/
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AND FINALLY GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH MY SECOND CUP OF COLD COFFEE
This is my #retiredlife
and it is…a lot.
fin/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Made up the dog bed.
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AND FINALLY GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH MY SECOND CUP OF COLD COFFEE
This is my #retiredlife
and it is…a lot.
fin/
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AND FINALLY GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH MY SECOND CUP OF COLD COFFEE
This is my #retiredlife
and it is…a lot.
fin/
*Threw dog bedding in dryer.
*Fixed the dehumidifier.
*Let cat 1 out (or in…I lost track).
*watered the houseplants.
*cleaned the litter boxes.
6/
*Fixed the dehumidifier.
*Let cat 1 out (or in…I lost track).
*watered the houseplants.
*cleaned the litter boxes.
6/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Threw dog bedding in dryer.
*Fixed the dehumidifier.
*Let cat 1 out (or in…I lost track).
*watered the houseplants.
*cleaned the litter boxes.
6/
*Fixed the dehumidifier.
*Let cat 1 out (or in…I lost track).
*watered the houseplants.
*cleaned the litter boxes.
6/
*Attempted to vacuum. *Took apart vacuum and washed the filters and bin.
*Rescued washing machine from out of balance death thrall.
*Mopped up and placed a dehumidifier where washing machine drainage hose overflowed.
*Took out dog for another walk.
5/
*Rescued washing machine from out of balance death thrall.
*Mopped up and placed a dehumidifier where washing machine drainage hose overflowed.
*Took out dog for another walk.
5/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Attempted to vacuum. *Took apart vacuum and washed the filters and bin.
*Rescued washing machine from out of balance death thrall.
*Mopped up and placed a dehumidifier where washing machine drainage hose overflowed.
*Took out dog for another walk.
5/
*Rescued washing machine from out of balance death thrall.
*Mopped up and placed a dehumidifier where washing machine drainage hose overflowed.
*Took out dog for another walk.
5/
*Checked glucose level on dog (diabetic) and started making her food. Gave her insulin shot and fed her.
*Let cat 1 inside.
*Emptied dishwasher and reloaded it.
*Took out the garbage.
4/
*Let cat 1 inside.
*Emptied dishwasher and reloaded it.
*Took out the garbage.
4/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Checked glucose level on dog (diabetic) and started making her food. Gave her insulin shot and fed her.
*Let cat 1 inside.
*Emptied dishwasher and reloaded it.
*Took out the garbage.
4/
*Let cat 1 inside.
*Emptied dishwasher and reloaded it.
*Took out the garbage.
4/
Let out cat 1. Let cat 2 roam around the house. Let out cat 2 when the coast was clear.
Fed and watered outside cats 3,4,5 and 6.
Had a cup of now cold coffee.
3/
Fed and watered outside cats 3,4,5 and 6.
Had a cup of now cold coffee.
3/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Let out cat 1. Let cat 2 roam around the house. Let out cat 2 when the coast was clear.
Fed and watered outside cats 3,4,5 and 6.
Had a cup of now cold coffee.
3/
Fed and watered outside cats 3,4,5 and 6.
Had a cup of now cold coffee.
3/
*Mopped the floor where she had her accident (all before my first cup of coffee).
*Took said dog out (she’s blind) and walked her around til she pottied.
2/
*Took said dog out (she’s blind) and walked her around til she pottied.
2/
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*Mopped the floor where she had her accident (all before my first cup of coffee).
*Took said dog out (she’s blind) and walked her around til she pottied.
2/
*Took said dog out (she’s blind) and walked her around til she pottied.
2/
If they were fluffier they’d be my cats!
March 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If they were fluffier they’d be my cats!
Louis’ Nana strongly disapproves…
March 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Louis’ Nana strongly disapproves…
This is my Chesterfield!
March 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is my Chesterfield!
He is such a vainglorious ass wipe!
March 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He is such a vainglorious ass wipe!