Rev. Lucius Scribbens
@lscribbens.bsky.social
Fueled by whiskey, weed, and profanity. The last time I flirted with danger, danger got clingy. 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 💛❤️🩵🖤 🩷💜🩵
Could Christianity survive without the persecution myth?
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Could Christianity survive without the persecution myth?
By pardoning Juan Orlando Hernández, Trump may have inadvertently signed his death warrant.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
By pardoning Juan Orlando Hernández, Trump may have inadvertently signed his death warrant.
Oh, “Biblical FASTING”. I totally read that wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh, “Biblical FASTING”. I totally read that wrong.
From 2020. Nothing’s changed.
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
From 2020. Nothing’s changed.
Elon Musk is so anti-trans you have to wonder if he actually wants to transition but is deep, deep in the closet. They say what you dislike about others is what you dislike most about yourself.
October 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Elon Musk is so anti-trans you have to wonder if he actually wants to transition but is deep, deep in the closet. They say what you dislike about others is what you dislike most about yourself.
Well, is it… punk.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Well, is it… punk.
You don’t say….
Fucking turd. Trump will NEVER EVER take accountability for his own shit.
Many people who voted for him are the same. Birds of a feather and all that
Fucking turd. Trump will NEVER EVER take accountability for his own shit.
Many people who voted for him are the same. Birds of a feather and all that
July 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You don’t say….
Fucking turd. Trump will NEVER EVER take accountability for his own shit.
Many people who voted for him are the same. Birds of a feather and all that
Fucking turd. Trump will NEVER EVER take accountability for his own shit.
Many people who voted for him are the same. Birds of a feather and all that
Chuck Mangione (one of the most influential composers and musicians of the past 60 years) and Hulk Hogan both passed away today. Hogan gets front page in the news and Mangione's story is buried back in the Arts & Entertainment section. Pretty fucked up values, America.
July 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chuck Mangione (one of the most influential composers and musicians of the past 60 years) and Hulk Hogan both passed away today. Hogan gets front page in the news and Mangione's story is buried back in the Arts & Entertainment section. Pretty fucked up values, America.
Eleven cats?! Who the fuck wants 11 cats?!
Just kidding. Cat lovers go on with your bad selves.
Just kidding. Cat lovers go on with your bad selves.
July 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Eleven cats?! Who the fuck wants 11 cats?!
Just kidding. Cat lovers go on with your bad selves.
Just kidding. Cat lovers go on with your bad selves.
Ooooh… Truth Social wants me to buy the Truth+ Patriot Package because Truth Social is the “only place to get the real news”. The grift never ends with DJT.
July 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ooooh… Truth Social wants me to buy the Truth+ Patriot Package because Truth Social is the “only place to get the real news”. The grift never ends with DJT.
Real men eat quiche.
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Real men eat quiche.
Truman nailed it 80 years ago.
July 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Truman nailed it 80 years ago.
No lies detected.
July 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
No lies detected.
Well this didn’t age well.
June 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well this didn’t age well.
My Apple Watch knows where it’s at.
June 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My Apple Watch knows where it’s at.
Now where have I heard “two weeks” before. Oh yeah, Trumpcare! It’s been 9 years of “in the next two weeks”.
June 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now where have I heard “two weeks” before. Oh yeah, Trumpcare! It’s been 9 years of “in the next two weeks”.
Trump says nobody knows his plans on Iran, probably because he doesn’t have a plan. Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. Trump and his Clown Cabinet are in waaaay over their heads.
June 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trump says nobody knows his plans on Iran, probably because he doesn’t have a plan. Trump doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. Trump and his Clown Cabinet are in waaaay over their heads.
Remember kids… Jesus was woke as fuck.
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Remember kids… Jesus was woke as fuck.
Well… Are they? Oh right, Trump wants American businesses to eat the cost of his tariffs, which is really just a tax on the American public.
May 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Well… Are they? Oh right, Trump wants American businesses to eat the cost of his tariffs, which is really just a tax on the American public.