Sugarmagnolia
lsgochman.bsky.social
Sugarmagnolia
@lsgochman.bsky.social
Not soon enough.
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
How many mass shootings did not occur because a troubled person got the mental health help he needed?
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Don't call it ICE, call it what it is: Trump's personal Gestapo.
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's all a video game to him.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Crisis"?
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"No one respects women more than I do. Many people say that. 'Sir, you are the greatest respector of woman of all time.' Just ask Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Puts the "dire" in voir dire
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Congratulations, Joyce!
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You should make this article free to read, ridiculous to tease government employees facing imminent layoffs with an article offering financial advice to government employees facing imminent layoffs.
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Who's going to stay at home with the kids?
September 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Death by ice cream seems like a good option.
September 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The Jim Gang

They Might Be Elves

Myopic Melon
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I hope you never have to suffer a suicide loss, it is excruciating and nothing to make a joke about.
July 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I was at a Hamburger Hamlet in Los Angeles, at the next table was Leonard Nimoy. I told him how much I enjoyed seeing him on Broadway in "Equuis." He was thrilled.
July 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They didn't say "please."
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'll wait. Every scandal threatens to bring down Trump and MAGA, yet nothing ever does.
July 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was in high school during Watergate. The Washington Post was revered. This is so sad.
July 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They did nothing after Sandy Hook. Just more collateral damage as the rich get richer.
July 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Right? We all know what's happening, but how do we stop it? I'm not optimistic that the US will have federal midterm elections.
July 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So how do we get out of this mess? Civil War? Coup by NATO nations? Hope we get beamed up by aliens? Pray for a meteor strike? Seriously, what do we do now?
July 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
As your colleague Joni Ernst said, "We'll, we're all going to die."
July 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As the saying goes, "money talks," so SCOTUS will give it First Amendment protection.
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
But "money talks" so there's the loophole.
June 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As the saying goes, "money talks," so SCOTUS gives it First Amendment protection.
June 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As the saying goes, "money talks," which, according to SCOTUS, gives money First Amendment protection.
June 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM