To be fair, "weak beef" is the best insult I've ever heard and I wish I'd thought of it first. "That's some weak beef, yo" has so many possibilities.

This is Poe. He's so sweet and so so fluffy. But no belly rubs allowed, lest you lose a finger.

This is Idli. If you think she looks like petting her would be like petting a cloud, you're right.

Cat sitting friend (fur-iend?) of the day. Meet Salsa!

Meet Harper. I cat sit for her. She's a very sweet Burmese with a serious RBF.

Hi, figured I should introduce myself. Cat mom, no kids, married to my best friend. I work in operations. I like to bake and read well over a thousand books a year. My cat tax is this epic side eye from Fuzzy Gillespie: