LSPogo
@lspogo.bsky.social
retired punk rocker, she/y'all
not really a sock monkey
not really a sock monkey
If you steal all the time, you think everyone is a thief, and if something is missing, it means you were robbed, and you have to constantly check the locks and peek out the window because they're coming to rip you off.
Same with rigging elections.
Same with rigging elections.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 AM
If you steal all the time, you think everyone is a thief, and if something is missing, it means you were robbed, and you have to constantly check the locks and peek out the window because they're coming to rip you off.
Same with rigging elections.
Same with rigging elections.
What you will remember most is the shoe is how you inherited their athlete's foot and toenail fungus.
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
What you will remember most is the shoe is how you inherited their athlete's foot and toenail fungus.
It's probably because I'm old, and my undiagnosed autism/adhh/ocd has had decades to make up logical explanations for my weird habits.
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It's probably because I'm old, and my undiagnosed autism/adhh/ocd has had decades to make up logical explanations for my weird habits.
Psssst! HEY EVERYBODY! Trump doesn't care PR is already part of USA. He'll try to invade anyway, so DON'T TELL TRUMP WHERE PUERTO RICO IS.
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Psssst! HEY EVERYBODY! Trump doesn't care PR is already part of USA. He'll try to invade anyway, so DON'T TELL TRUMP WHERE PUERTO RICO IS.
Imagine spending most of your time dissing prostitutes and hating brown people and taking civil rights away from women and rejecting immigrants and still thinking of yourself as a Christian.
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Imagine spending most of your time dissing prostitutes and hating brown people and taking civil rights away from women and rejecting immigrants and still thinking of yourself as a Christian.
Yes! MAGAs enjoy hate and racism way way more than they like democracy or freedom. And they can't enjoy success until they see someone else fail and suffer.
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Yes! MAGAs enjoy hate and racism way way more than they like democracy or freedom. And they can't enjoy success until they see someone else fail and suffer.
Attempting to mollify the NTs by cosplaying an NT.
It almost never works, and when it does, it does not give me any advantage. That's because they reward you with NTcoin, which can only be redeemed for NTswag, always made of microfiber.
It almost never works, and when it does, it does not give me any advantage. That's because they reward you with NTcoin, which can only be redeemed for NTswag, always made of microfiber.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Attempting to mollify the NTs by cosplaying an NT.
It almost never works, and when it does, it does not give me any advantage. That's because they reward you with NTcoin, which can only be redeemed for NTswag, always made of microfiber.
It almost never works, and when it does, it does not give me any advantage. That's because they reward you with NTcoin, which can only be redeemed for NTswag, always made of microfiber.
Are you sure those wood shavings are locally-sourced, non-GMO, and gluten-free?
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Are you sure those wood shavings are locally-sourced, non-GMO, and gluten-free?
I sometimes do cereal in a cup with a glass of milk on the side. Cereal gets soggy after 30 seconds in milk and I don't like to eat that fast.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I sometimes do cereal in a cup with a glass of milk on the side. Cereal gets soggy after 30 seconds in milk and I don't like to eat that fast.
Two of the slices are touching. Can he still eat them, or have they become "contaminated"?
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Two of the slices are touching. Can he still eat them, or have they become "contaminated"?
I reckon the cat wants to play jacks or solitaire.
a cartoon character with a blue nose is playing a game with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with a blue nose is playing a game with netflix written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I reckon the cat wants to play jacks or solitaire.
I was married to a bad dancer. That's a billion times better than a partner who doesn't dance and can't handle it if I dance with someone else.
Be a bad dancer.
Be a bad dancer.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I was married to a bad dancer. That's a billion times better than a partner who doesn't dance and can't handle it if I dance with someone else.
Be a bad dancer.
Be a bad dancer.
That poor man. It's better to dance poorly than to opt out. Men never abstain just because they can't kiss or can't drink liquor correctly.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
That poor man. It's better to dance poorly than to opt out. Men never abstain just because they can't kiss or can't drink liquor correctly.
Of course. Autistic, woke, disabled, and I live in Texas.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Of course. Autistic, woke, disabled, and I live in Texas.
Write the sequel, then go back and write the novel.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Write the sequel, then go back and write the novel.
they don't care if he's a pedophile, as long as he's racist, because they reckon they are allowed to be openly racist as long as he's president.
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
they don't care if he's a pedophile, as long as he's racist, because they reckon they are allowed to be openly racist as long as he's president.
Not mine. When she could roll over, she could also fall to the floor and escape.
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Not mine. When she could roll over, she could also fall to the floor and escape.
Is it because he's a Gemini?
February 8, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Is it because he's a Gemini?
Christians are such Constitutional scofflaws.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Christians are such Constitutional scofflaws.