LT Dan
@lt-dan.bsky.social
I promise my ears are far more proportionate to my head as an adult.
There’s a lot of reasons Parnell’s congressional bid failed in an area where he should’ve had success.
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s a lot of reasons Parnell’s congressional bid failed in an area where he should’ve had success.
I don’t know them per se but I know two of them if you will. They’re scumbags. Alpha bros with domestic violence backgrounds. Shoot first, ask questions later types. The reason the military gets a bad name.
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t know them per se but I know two of them if you will. They’re scumbags. Alpha bros with domestic violence backgrounds. Shoot first, ask questions later types. The reason the military gets a bad name.
Absolutely agree. When we make it to the other side of this, I hope it’ll be a grand wake-up call for what it takes to sustain a democracy. Far too many people just shuffle thru life thinking American “exceptionalism” means this shit can’t happen here.
December 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Absolutely agree. When we make it to the other side of this, I hope it’ll be a grand wake-up call for what it takes to sustain a democracy. Far too many people just shuffle thru life thinking American “exceptionalism” means this shit can’t happen here.
He may be a “fabulist” but it’s only because the insane stuff he says that he finds out he can’t get away with, he moves on. He’s constantly trying to cross the line and if he sees he can, he does. It’s always been about what he can get away with and whether it’s worth the effort.
December 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He may be a “fabulist” but it’s only because the insane stuff he says that he finds out he can’t get away with, he moves on. He’s constantly trying to cross the line and if he sees he can, he does. It’s always been about what he can get away with and whether it’s worth the effort.
a robot is standing in front of a door
ALT: a robot is standing in front of a door
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December 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
But 2nd term presidents are always more susceptible to a negative downturn. And Trump 1 had some responsible people in his cabinet. This is a collection of freaks who will double and triple down on insanely unpopular policy bc they refuse to be proven wrong. Also, he’s completely checked out
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
But 2nd term presidents are always more susceptible to a negative downturn. And Trump 1 had some responsible people in his cabinet. This is a collection of freaks who will double and triple down on insanely unpopular policy bc they refuse to be proven wrong. Also, he’s completely checked out
You don’t go to these lengths to deny saying it if you didn’t say it. Just sayin’.
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You don’t go to these lengths to deny saying it if you didn’t say it. Just sayin’.
I conduct military funeral honors. Family members try to us give money in appreciation for honoring their loved one. Can’t tell you how many times it’s happened and we politely decline every single time. Rules are rules.
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I conduct military funeral honors. Family members try to us give money in appreciation for honoring their loved one. Can’t tell you how many times it’s happened and we politely decline every single time. Rules are rules.
Petition to commission a statue of Jennings blowing Trump and name it the Obama Memorial to What Happens to Soulless White Men in Pursuit of Power.
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Petition to commission a statue of Jennings blowing Trump and name it the Obama Memorial to What Happens to Soulless White Men in Pursuit of Power.
“Sleepy Joe slept thru his presidency!” I scream at the wall as my wife and kids walk out the front door with their bags packed
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“Sleepy Joe slept thru his presidency!” I scream at the wall as my wife and kids walk out the front door with their bags packed
Depending on the animal, most likely down his gullet into his stomach. Some may enter through his ear into his brain.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Depending on the animal, most likely down his gullet into his stomach. Some may enter through his ear into his brain.
Idiots like this need to learn what it means to work multiple jobs and rely on SNAP. It’ll be too late for them but maybe (MAYBE) they’ll realize how messed up the imbalance is
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Idiots like this need to learn what it means to work multiple jobs and rely on SNAP. It’ll be too late for them but maybe (MAYBE) they’ll realize how messed up the imbalance is
He couldn’t touch his toes 60 years ago to pass a military physical (not that he ever took one), why would you expect him to be able to bend an inch for service members now? No presidential family has had such disdain for the military. May their memory be a stain on our history.
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
He couldn’t touch his toes 60 years ago to pass a military physical (not that he ever took one), why would you expect him to be able to bend an inch for service members now? No presidential family has had such disdain for the military. May their memory be a stain on our history.
Distill it down to him wanting to be the center of attention, never admitting fault and his focus on branding and PR to achieve goals. The MF’er literally just puts his name on shit and riles people up, not to diminish his track record of exploitation across his business and personal life. Wake up
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Distill it down to him wanting to be the center of attention, never admitting fault and his focus on branding and PR to achieve goals. The MF’er literally just puts his name on shit and riles people up, not to diminish his track record of exploitation across his business and personal life. Wake up
This is what he’s done his whole life! Our failure, collectively, is not seeing him for what he has been and continues to be. The collective “we” being the average American voter that’s uninformed and susceptible to his narcissistic nonsense.
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is what he’s done his whole life! Our failure, collectively, is not seeing him for what he has been and continues to be. The collective “we” being the average American voter that’s uninformed and susceptible to his narcissistic nonsense.
This is just nothing matters nihilism. Ignore the doomerism. If the best possible outcome from a binary choice isn’t good enough bc it isn’t a perfect fit, go build a cabin in the woods and live there. You aren’t helping anyone except for feeling sorry for yourself. Be gone.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is just nothing matters nihilism. Ignore the doomerism. If the best possible outcome from a binary choice isn’t good enough bc it isn’t a perfect fit, go build a cabin in the woods and live there. You aren’t helping anyone except for feeling sorry for yourself. Be gone.
TBF, anyone with half an ounce of common sense knew he was never interested in actually doing the job from the get go. It’s always been play acting for Trump for 50 something years.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
TBF, anyone with half an ounce of common sense knew he was never interested in actually doing the job from the get go. It’s always been play acting for Trump for 50 something years.
Might as well push it back to next Nevebruary.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Might as well push it back to next Nevebruary.
They’re gonna prop this motherfucker up after he’s dead with a lightning bolt rod on his head on the roof of the White House to give him enough juice just to riff nonsense for as long as the electricity allows.
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They’re gonna prop this motherfucker up after he’s dead with a lightning bolt rod on his head on the roof of the White House to give him enough juice just to riff nonsense for as long as the electricity allows.
What’s his schedule tomorrow? He’s pumped full of so much shit we might not see him until Monday.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What’s his schedule tomorrow? He’s pumped full of so much shit we might not see him until Monday.
Bowels? So you’re an ASSMAN. That’s Fusilli.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bowels? So you’re an ASSMAN. That’s Fusilli.
Who’s your top 5? Don’t leave us hanging.
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Who’s your top 5? Don’t leave us hanging.
I bet Coffey wins no matter what. He’s that good.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I bet Coffey wins no matter what. He’s that good.
May he be a warning for generations to come. After all this needless carnage, my hope is Trump will be the wake up call to help us solidify our democracy. Hard lesson to learn but I’m remaining optimistic.
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
May he be a warning for generations to come. After all this needless carnage, my hope is Trump will be the wake up call to help us solidify our democracy. Hard lesson to learn but I’m remaining optimistic.