Best cat toy ever! Where did you get that? I need one for Oscar to exercise his deathblades with. Aces has quite the murder mittens, too, I see.

We lost our one movie theater in Pullman WA last year, but this post had me at Mads and your recommendation. I'll find someway to watch it soon, thanks for sharing.

Wait, you mean a Star Wars Xmas special exists? I thought I dreamt it up. (As a kid, I loved Stars Wars & Empire Strikes Back.) Reading about it here, though, it's better left as a possible childhood hallucination. However, being with your good friends & getting high? Just say yes.

My Oscar loves tummy rubs & only goes after my hand (rarely) when I try & remove it. He purrs like a happy monster as long as I rub his belly. Ignore the morons & enjoy the extra love and trust from Aces. (I adopted Oscar in L.A. in 2014; maybe they're distantly related)

Fantastic as always & I'm loving Beanstalk! On Monday, could you please review if we need to up our memberships to get Beanstalk? I donate for premium MSW and on Patreon for Clean-Up, but I'm bad with money & getting confused!
Also, I've been sending best thoughts for your cat & I hope he's better.

If you would like your own READ BOOKS PUNCH NAZIS bumper sticker, or T-shirt, BookMoon carries them.

I get more compliments on this bumper sticker, I swear…

And old women, too! I just turned, erm, 50-something two days ago and I desperately want to flee to Canada.
Or New Zealand.
Or the UK.
Or Sweden, Germany, France.

Megyn: I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby."
So, 15-yr olds who could look 12, but then 18 to Epstein's pals? WTF?

Yeah, Megyn K, who sued because Fox "News" head poohbas pawed her--now she & others are saying it's all okay because Epstein's victims weren't 8 years old... 16 is almost 18, after all.

This just made my lunch break! Can't wait to hear AG & DG cover this story tomorrow on The Daily Beans. There is some benevolence in the universe.

I need to embrace the good news like this. I just fell down a dark hole thinking of noem, miller, et al and the evil they're perpetrating every day. It's been a long 10 months, but that's no excuse.
This is us. Also every day, millions of us protest their evil.

All the better to then disappear their children into misery & sex trafficking.

Jenny Greenteeth. Got the name of the folklore monster mixed up & it was very unfair to compare Jenny-who only dragged the occasional lost child into her pond-to puppy, goat & horse killer Noem. Guess killing her pets was practice wet work for disappearing adults.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Home Depot.

Or maybe it's a construction crew? When foundation is applied like drywall with sparkly spackle highlights, & lashes like wrought-iron fence filigree accents, "makeup" may not be the best term. How does she move her lips to lie or blink without skewering her own eyeballs?

Well, she needs one just for her makeup & hair crew. Imagine how long it takes to transfer that Greenteeth Jenny into something that passes for human? The other is for her & her current affair playmate. With 2 jets, she can always tell her husband that Corey was on the OTHER plane, silly.