How are touring musicians, athletes, people who travel for a living, etc. not sick literally all the time? If I so much as set foot in an airport I feel like I have to enter a convalescent home for a month afterward

“I ‘mustache’ you a question” is a great bit of wordplay you don’t hear so much anymore. Another example of our eroding sense of national self

Is Pentatonix a continuous group of people or is it a Menudo situation where they age out over time

I love that thing dogs do where they stop panting and suddenly lock in. It will never not make me laugh

One of my most passionate beliefs is that there are multiple timelines where Ludacris is an EGOT winner

He sounds like he’s reading this phonetically like when K-Pop groups sing in English

Seeing a CEO get gunned down in the street fills me with a powerful emotion: the desire to watch MICHAEL CLAYTON again

I’m sorry, but the Packers fan solemnly removing his cheesehead hat for the national anthem is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

This shouldn’t be a controversial opinion, but actually seed oils are not the reason high-calorie, salty, processed food is bad for you

Currently reading a novel that has drained me of the will to live (complimentary)