Lucifer Morningstar
@lucifermrningst.bsky.social
The devil you were warned about
I write erotica
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I write erotica
@lucifermrningst from Twitter
Erotic.lucifersmorningstar.com
Only good girls get spanked
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Only good girls get spanked
Me as a comedian.
Me and my ex liked to rescue stuff. I'd bring home stray animals. She'd bring home stray men...
Me and my ex liked to rescue stuff. I'd bring home stray animals. She'd bring home stray men...
July 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Me as a comedian.
Me and my ex liked to rescue stuff. I'd bring home stray animals. She'd bring home stray men...
Me and my ex liked to rescue stuff. I'd bring home stray animals. She'd bring home stray men...
Young coworker "check out my 1400 iPhone"
Me "you mean your iPhone that you paid 1400 for. It's not a 1400 iPhone. It's a phone you tossed 1400 at"
Him "I don't get it. What's the difference? "
Me "......."
Me "you mean your iPhone that you paid 1400 for. It's not a 1400 iPhone. It's a phone you tossed 1400 at"
Him "I don't get it. What's the difference? "
Me "......."
June 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Young coworker "check out my 1400 iPhone"
Me "you mean your iPhone that you paid 1400 for. It's not a 1400 iPhone. It's a phone you tossed 1400 at"
Him "I don't get it. What's the difference? "
Me "......."
Me "you mean your iPhone that you paid 1400 for. It's not a 1400 iPhone. It's a phone you tossed 1400 at"
Him "I don't get it. What's the difference? "
Me "......."
Not all men want 3somes no matter what you may think. I just want her. Not her and a friend. Not her and some random woman she brought over. Just her. I have left a relationship over this many many years ago.
To the men or women who will say I'm missing out. As long as my girl is in my arms. I'm not
To the men or women who will say I'm missing out. As long as my girl is in my arms. I'm not
June 17, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Not all men want 3somes no matter what you may think. I just want her. Not her and a friend. Not her and some random woman she brought over. Just her. I have left a relationship over this many many years ago.
To the men or women who will say I'm missing out. As long as my girl is in my arms. I'm not
To the men or women who will say I'm missing out. As long as my girl is in my arms. I'm not
How about you sit on my lap grinding back and forth while I nibble on that neck marking my territory. I want you to orgasm before I'm even inside you
April 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
How about you sit on my lap grinding back and forth while I nibble on that neck marking my territory. I want you to orgasm before I'm even inside you
To my fellow insomniacs. What was the most desperate thing you have done to try and sleep?
What were the results?
What were the results?
February 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
To my fellow insomniacs. What was the most desperate thing you have done to try and sleep?
What were the results?
What were the results?
Fact. The sooner you accept this the better off you'll be.
Politicians do not give a flying fuck about you.
Stop pretending they care.
Politicians do not give a flying fuck about you.
Stop pretending they care.
February 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Fact. The sooner you accept this the better off you'll be.
Politicians do not give a flying fuck about you.
Stop pretending they care.
Politicians do not give a flying fuck about you.
Stop pretending they care.
I'm now down to 217lbs. My secret? I haven't eaten since Thursday
February 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I'm now down to 217lbs. My secret? I haven't eaten since Thursday
No such thing as too needy from my girl. Hell, kick that needy up 20 notches
January 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
No such thing as too needy from my girl. Hell, kick that needy up 20 notches
Anxiety so bad just want to hide from the world. Knowing nobody would notice or come looking.
January 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Anxiety so bad just want to hide from the world. Knowing nobody would notice or come looking.
For a new year resolution. I hope most of you decided to develop a sense of humor
January 3, 2024 at 2:55 AM
For a new year resolution. I hope most of you decided to develop a sense of humor
Anxiety fact. An anxiety attack has the same symptoms as someone caught in a lie
You freak out. Your heart races. Your brain shuts down. You can't think or explain. And you want out of that situation asap. You sound like you're making excuses Just as if you were caught lying....
You freak out. Your heart races. Your brain shuts down. You can't think or explain. And you want out of that situation asap. You sound like you're making excuses Just as if you were caught lying....
December 31, 2023 at 8:39 AM
Anxiety fact. An anxiety attack has the same symptoms as someone caught in a lie
You freak out. Your heart races. Your brain shuts down. You can't think or explain. And you want out of that situation asap. You sound like you're making excuses Just as if you were caught lying....
You freak out. Your heart races. Your brain shuts down. You can't think or explain. And you want out of that situation asap. You sound like you're making excuses Just as if you were caught lying....
I never assume someone is flirting. I just figure they are being polite unless I'm informed otherwise
December 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM
I never assume someone is flirting. I just figure they are being polite unless I'm informed otherwise
Just rest in my arms and go to sleep. As long as I have a breath in me. You'll be forever safe.
December 28, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Just rest in my arms and go to sleep. As long as I have a breath in me. You'll be forever safe.
Does anyone here use a strictly online bank? Looking for suggestions.
I already use sofi and chime which is recommended with every search . So any other suggestions would be helpful
I already use sofi and chime which is recommended with every search . So any other suggestions would be helpful
December 26, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Does anyone here use a strictly online bank? Looking for suggestions.
I already use sofi and chime which is recommended with every search . So any other suggestions would be helpful
I already use sofi and chime which is recommended with every search . So any other suggestions would be helpful
Once the whole holiday season is over. I will probably restart my gofundme for a car. Everything will be explained in the gofundme.
First I'll definitely have to deactivate the other one.. I will NOT be asking for retweets or anything of that nature
First I'll definitely have to deactivate the other one.. I will NOT be asking for retweets or anything of that nature
December 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Once the whole holiday season is over. I will probably restart my gofundme for a car. Everything will be explained in the gofundme.
First I'll definitely have to deactivate the other one.. I will NOT be asking for retweets or anything of that nature
First I'll definitely have to deactivate the other one.. I will NOT be asking for retweets or anything of that nature
I want to be cuddling with you in bed. Caressing every inch of you with my finger tips as we give each soft slow kisses.
December 25, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I want to be cuddling with you in bed. Caressing every inch of you with my finger tips as we give each soft slow kisses.
Most of the jobs I've had. Despite how or why I left. I'd still recommend them to anyone looking for a job. Hell I did that with my last job. And the person did get the job
Just not Amazon. I'd never recommend that place.
Just not Amazon. I'd never recommend that place.
December 24, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Most of the jobs I've had. Despite how or why I left. I'd still recommend them to anyone looking for a job. Hell I did that with my last job. And the person did get the job
Just not Amazon. I'd never recommend that place.
Just not Amazon. I'd never recommend that place.