Lucius Paisley
@luciuspaisley.bsky.social
I started writing. Then I stopped for a while.
I know, "Another social media random who's a WRITER. That's novel."
Not YET it isn't.
I know, "Another social media random who's a WRITER. That's novel."
Not YET it isn't.
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Lucius Paisley
@luciuspaisley.bsky.social
· Nov 18
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This is just something I'm trying. I will try not to repeat myself, which does mean I have to deface two books to keep track of everything. Yes, it will be the Scott Moncrieff translation because it is the most complete and I'm not learning French. Sorry.
Idea: Remake of Miami Vice.
Except it's set in Miami, QLD.
Except it's set in Miami, QLD.
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Idea: Remake of Miami Vice.
Except it's set in Miami, QLD.
Except it's set in Miami, QLD.
I rarely use OKC, so I'd like to know does anybody else's account start blowing up with likes around this time of year?
Sure I'd like some NYE companionship, but I prefer to be part of the scenery these days and find this kind of fake attention annoying.
Sure I'd like some NYE companionship, but I prefer to be part of the scenery these days and find this kind of fake attention annoying.
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I rarely use OKC, so I'd like to know does anybody else's account start blowing up with likes around this time of year?
Sure I'd like some NYE companionship, but I prefer to be part of the scenery these days and find this kind of fake attention annoying.
Sure I'd like some NYE companionship, but I prefer to be part of the scenery these days and find this kind of fake attention annoying.
Fucking Uber.
"Your order is on the move! FUCKFACE has one stop along the way."
It's always one fucking stop, EVERY TIME, and it takes my order even further away from where it's picked up and fucking back again, EVERY TIME.
Why don't you just use somebody else? I hear you stupidly asking.
"Your order is on the move! FUCKFACE has one stop along the way."
It's always one fucking stop, EVERY TIME, and it takes my order even further away from where it's picked up and fucking back again, EVERY TIME.
Why don't you just use somebody else? I hear you stupidly asking.
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Fucking Uber.
"Your order is on the move! FUCKFACE has one stop along the way."
It's always one fucking stop, EVERY TIME, and it takes my order even further away from where it's picked up and fucking back again, EVERY TIME.
Why don't you just use somebody else? I hear you stupidly asking.
"Your order is on the move! FUCKFACE has one stop along the way."
It's always one fucking stop, EVERY TIME, and it takes my order even further away from where it's picked up and fucking back again, EVERY TIME.
Why don't you just use somebody else? I hear you stupidly asking.
I have a rental inspection later today and you'll never guess what I've done to prepare.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
I'll sweep later, shut up.
Maybe.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
I'll sweep later, shut up.
Maybe.
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have a rental inspection later today and you'll never guess what I've done to prepare.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
I'll sweep later, shut up.
Maybe.
Absolutely fucking nothing.
I'll sweep later, shut up.
Maybe.
Idea: Cast of Rocky transferred to Rocky Horror.
Just not the way you think...
Brad: Sylvester Stallone
Janet: Talia Shire
Frank-N-Furter: Carl Weathers
Riff Raff: Burt Young
Magenta: Locutus of Borg
Columbia: Brigitte Neilsen
Rocky: Dolph Lundgren
Eddie: Mr T
Dr (von) Scott: Burgess Meredith
Just not the way you think...
Brad: Sylvester Stallone
Janet: Talia Shire
Frank-N-Furter: Carl Weathers
Riff Raff: Burt Young
Magenta: Locutus of Borg
Columbia: Brigitte Neilsen
Rocky: Dolph Lundgren
Eddie: Mr T
Dr (von) Scott: Burgess Meredith
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Idea: Cast of Rocky transferred to Rocky Horror.
Just not the way you think...
Brad: Sylvester Stallone
Janet: Talia Shire
Frank-N-Furter: Carl Weathers
Riff Raff: Burt Young
Magenta: Locutus of Borg
Columbia: Brigitte Neilsen
Rocky: Dolph Lundgren
Eddie: Mr T
Dr (von) Scott: Burgess Meredith
Just not the way you think...
Brad: Sylvester Stallone
Janet: Talia Shire
Frank-N-Furter: Carl Weathers
Riff Raff: Burt Young
Magenta: Locutus of Borg
Columbia: Brigitte Neilsen
Rocky: Dolph Lundgren
Eddie: Mr T
Dr (von) Scott: Burgess Meredith
"They look busy, I'll say hi the next time I see them."
But there's no next time.
But there's no next time.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"They look busy, I'll say hi the next time I see them."
But there's no next time.
But there's no next time.
This is adorable. I got a "refund" because I paid for free delivery for three months but ML shut down a couple days before the full three months were up.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is adorable. I got a "refund" because I paid for free delivery for three months but ML shut down a couple days before the full three months were up.
Well. Twitter is still a fucking mess.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well. Twitter is still a fucking mess.
I made a purchase online and now I'm getting the "we'd like to know what you think" emails from TrustPilot.
The irony being I don't fucking trust them, so I'm not telling them shit.
The irony being I don't fucking trust them, so I'm not telling them shit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I made a purchase online and now I'm getting the "we'd like to know what you think" emails from TrustPilot.
The irony being I don't fucking trust them, so I'm not telling them shit.
The irony being I don't fucking trust them, so I'm not telling them shit.
Acknowledging their fame is due to their fans all being raging alcoholics makes them a little cooler in my book, but they are still absolute shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Acknowledging their fame is due to their fans all being raging alcoholics makes them a little cooler in my book, but they are still absolute shit.
Classic Vibe '50s Telecaster.
It should have arrived last week, but it went from Victoria, to Queensland, before coming back to NSW today. And in extra special care on behalf of the store, it's in 'Joni Mitchell' tuning.
It should have arrived last week, but it went from Victoria, to Queensland, before coming back to NSW today. And in extra special care on behalf of the store, it's in 'Joni Mitchell' tuning.
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Classic Vibe '50s Telecaster.
It should have arrived last week, but it went from Victoria, to Queensland, before coming back to NSW today. And in extra special care on behalf of the store, it's in 'Joni Mitchell' tuning.
It should have arrived last week, but it went from Victoria, to Queensland, before coming back to NSW today. And in extra special care on behalf of the store, it's in 'Joni Mitchell' tuning.
I just want to finish this course before anybody here finds out when it’s my birthday. Knowing my name is already far more information than I’d give these fuckers in any other situation.
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I just want to finish this course before anybody here finds out when it’s my birthday. Knowing my name is already far more information than I’d give these fuckers in any other situation.
Why the hell didn't they use Kira's blue dress uniform more often?
October 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why the hell didn't they use Kira's blue dress uniform more often?
Reposted by Lucius Paisley
Today we celebrated our friend’s birthday with a Komen fundraiser “paint n’ sip.” Despite being a graphic designer, I’ve never painted in my entire life, aside from grade school, so forgive my interpretation. Mine is first, the original sample work is second.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Today we celebrated our friend’s birthday with a Komen fundraiser “paint n’ sip.” Despite being a graphic designer, I’ve never painted in my entire life, aside from grade school, so forgive my interpretation. Mine is first, the original sample work is second.
Riker: Maybe if we felt the loss of any life as keenly as we felt the death of those close to us, human history would be a lot less bloody.
ST:TNG - The Bonding.
ST:TNG - The Bonding.
September 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Riker: Maybe if we felt the loss of any life as keenly as we felt the death of those close to us, human history would be a lot less bloody.
ST:TNG - The Bonding.
ST:TNG - The Bonding.
Underrated Red Dwarf joke.
Holly - “Um, Hercule Poirot's
just stepped off the steaming train.
And if you want my opinion,
I think they all did it.”
Holly - “Um, Hercule Poirot's
just stepped off the steaming train.
And if you want my opinion,
I think they all did it.”
September 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Underrated Red Dwarf joke.
Holly - “Um, Hercule Poirot's
just stepped off the steaming train.
And if you want my opinion,
I think they all did it.”
Holly - “Um, Hercule Poirot's
just stepped off the steaming train.
And if you want my opinion,
I think they all did it.”
As I push the empty chair in to walk past for the fiftieth time, I agree, men fucking suck.
I’m pretty sure we are taught AS CHILDREN to push our chairs in when we’re not sitting in them.
I’m pretty sure we are taught AS CHILDREN to push our chairs in when we’re not sitting in them.
September 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As I push the empty chair in to walk past for the fiftieth time, I agree, men fucking suck.
I’m pretty sure we are taught AS CHILDREN to push our chairs in when we’re not sitting in them.
I’m pretty sure we are taught AS CHILDREN to push our chairs in when we’re not sitting in them.
It’s International Make-Up Day… again.
I dabble in face paint, but I think it still counts.
You’ve probably seen me, I’m the one who looks like “nah, that’s not him”.
I dabble in face paint, but I think it still counts.
You’ve probably seen me, I’m the one who looks like “nah, that’s not him”.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s International Make-Up Day… again.
I dabble in face paint, but I think it still counts.
You’ve probably seen me, I’m the one who looks like “nah, that’s not him”.
I dabble in face paint, but I think it still counts.
You’ve probably seen me, I’m the one who looks like “nah, that’s not him”.
You know those "explain something from your childhood that kids today would never understand" posts?
I've got a fucking doozy.
(Fuck off, get your own.)
I've got a fucking doozy.
(Fuck off, get your own.)
September 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You know those "explain something from your childhood that kids today would never understand" posts?
I've got a fucking doozy.
(Fuck off, get your own.)
I've got a fucking doozy.
(Fuck off, get your own.)
Happy Star Trek Day.
May the force be with you, Neo.
May the force be with you, Neo.
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Happy Star Trek Day.
May the force be with you, Neo.
May the force be with you, Neo.
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Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence*
*i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
*i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence*
*i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
*i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
I only picked these photos at random. I was looking for something where the counterparts were standing on the right side of each other. But the more I look at it, the more similar they all become.
LOOK AT THOSE COLLARS!
LOOK AT THOSE COLLARS!
August 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I only picked these photos at random. I was looking for something where the counterparts were standing on the right side of each other. But the more I look at it, the more similar they all become.
LOOK AT THOSE COLLARS!
LOOK AT THOSE COLLARS!
Watching ST TNG Arsenal of Freedom and realising it is the first instance of a "Lower Ranks" episode.
Well, I thought it was interesting. Fuck off.
Well, I thought it was interesting. Fuck off.
August 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Watching ST TNG Arsenal of Freedom and realising it is the first instance of a "Lower Ranks" episode.
Well, I thought it was interesting. Fuck off.
Well, I thought it was interesting. Fuck off.