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I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
Almost, at times, the Fool.
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
Almost, at times, the Fool.
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The Carmina Burana contains the full range of human emotion (depressed, springtime, horny, drunk, yearning, depressed again)
Absolutely horrifying to start seeing all the reminders that the US is 250 years old this year
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely horrifying to start seeing all the reminders that the US is 250 years old this year
It’s so poignant that the 6 in Times Square looks like a 4 tbh. We WOULD go backwards in time.
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
It’s so poignant that the 6 in Times Square looks like a 4 tbh. We WOULD go backwards in time.
Oh, I was thinking about this earlier, but 2025 was the first full year I spent medicated for something that had been bothering me since 2019. And I was really good about taking it and getting it refilled and I only lost a week’s supply of it once!
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Oh, I was thinking about this earlier, but 2025 was the first full year I spent medicated for something that had been bothering me since 2019. And I was really good about taking it and getting it refilled and I only lost a week’s supply of it once!
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here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
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When I was a teenager, I used to not be able to picture how life could be better, because of stuff I’d messed up with my grades as a kid. But I spent many years after that very happy. I feel stuck again now but I’ll try to remember that instead. Things I can’t imagine yet are out there.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
When I was a teenager, I used to not be able to picture how life could be better, because of stuff I’d messed up with my grades as a kid. But I spent many years after that very happy. I feel stuck again now but I’ll try to remember that instead. Things I can’t imagine yet are out there.
Also there’s no real white yarn with red yellow blue speckles only that I’ve found so far so I’m wondering if I can get the effect by double stranding a rainbow yarn with short changes with a white.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Also there’s no real white yarn with red yellow blue speckles only that I’ve found so far so I’m wondering if I can get the effect by double stranding a rainbow yarn with short changes with a white.
Every time I end a sentence with a preposition I blow a kiss to the sky for strunk and white. Will not stop doing it though.
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every time I end a sentence with a preposition I blow a kiss to the sky for strunk and white. Will not stop doing it though.
My brain just really latched on to 1. Clowncore speckle yarn 2. Contrast i-cord border. Idk
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My brain just really latched on to 1. Clowncore speckle yarn 2. Contrast i-cord border. Idk
“My favorite meal is whatever someone else cooks for me with love because it means I don’t have work-“ wrong. The best meal is ramen when I add a bunch of mushrooms cabbage tofu and extra cheese to it
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“My favorite meal is whatever someone else cooks for me with love because it means I don’t have work-“ wrong. The best meal is ramen when I add a bunch of mushrooms cabbage tofu and extra cheese to it
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That was me with Emma by Jane Austen i was like wait this shit is hilarious. people from the past: they're just like us
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
That was me with Emma by Jane Austen i was like wait this shit is hilarious. people from the past: they're just like us
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so I'm reading Don Quixote and somehow no one ever told me it was hilarious
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
so I'm reading Don Quixote and somehow no one ever told me it was hilarious
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the part where he's attacking the friars and Sancho is like "this is going to be worse than the windmills" idk like I knew it was sort of the birth of the modern novel but I didn't know it was like... 30Rock
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the part where he's attacking the friars and Sancho is like "this is going to be worse than the windmills" idk like I knew it was sort of the birth of the modern novel but I didn't know it was like... 30Rock
JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE AFTER 5 DAYS. I CAN SEE MY KEYBOARD AGAIN
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE AFTER 5 DAYS. I CAN SEE MY KEYBOARD AGAIN
My entire YouTube feed: everything I knit this year!!!
Me (got back into fiber art 6 weeks ago and unseamed the only thing I finished because I wasn’t sure if I needed to repurpose the yarn for a hat for my friend’s baby): ,
Me (got back into fiber art 6 weeks ago and unseamed the only thing I finished because I wasn’t sure if I needed to repurpose the yarn for a hat for my friend’s baby): ,
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My entire YouTube feed: everything I knit this year!!!
Me (got back into fiber art 6 weeks ago and unseamed the only thing I finished because I wasn’t sure if I needed to repurpose the yarn for a hat for my friend’s baby): ,
Me (got back into fiber art 6 weeks ago and unseamed the only thing I finished because I wasn’t sure if I needed to repurpose the yarn for a hat for my friend’s baby): ,
Trader Joe’s has these candies called “chocolate coated power berries” and it’s like. Unreal how basically just a candy becomes a sophisticated and health conscious adult treat to me just by the inclusion of açaí.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trader Joe’s has these candies called “chocolate coated power berries” and it’s like. Unreal how basically just a candy becomes a sophisticated and health conscious adult treat to me just by the inclusion of açaí.
i'm making a list of new year's resolutions. so far it's got:
- pink pony club (bardcore cover)
- pink pony club (bardcore cover)
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i'm making a list of new year's resolutions. so far it's got:
- pink pony club (bardcore cover)
- pink pony club (bardcore cover)
I can’t wait for the superbowl, advertising’s greatest and most creative night, to be nothing but ads for AI, gambling, and cults, and be exactly the same as the ones I’ve been seeing on YouTube and not even a little amped up
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I can’t wait for the superbowl, advertising’s greatest and most creative night, to be nothing but ads for AI, gambling, and cults, and be exactly the same as the ones I’ve been seeing on YouTube and not even a little amped up
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When my dad turned 60 his sisters got him a present of “six teas” which meant 6 different boxes of tea varieties he could try anyway you’ll never guess what’s still in the pantry in this house an undisclosed number of years later
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When my dad turned 60 his sisters got him a present of “six teas” which meant 6 different boxes of tea varieties he could try anyway you’ll never guess what’s still in the pantry in this house an undisclosed number of years later
I’ve been watching Sanda and Oh It’s By Itagaki Paru No Wonder
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve been watching Sanda and Oh It’s By Itagaki Paru No Wonder
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I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436