Eli Cross
@luckyjim1980.bsky.social
You shall be a stunt man...who is an actor...who is a character in a movie...who is an enemy soldier...who will look for you amongst all those?
The Washington State Republican Party's final four:
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Washington State Republican Party's final four:
Once more, with feeling: disappointment requires expectations.
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Once more, with feeling: disappointment requires expectations.
Even Roger, as brilliant as anyone who wrote about film in the late 20th C, wasn't exempt from having the occasional Pauline Kael moment. (His reviews of just about anything by David Lynch are another sad reminder of this.)
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Even Roger, as brilliant as anyone who wrote about film in the late 20th C, wasn't exempt from having the occasional Pauline Kael moment. (His reviews of just about anything by David Lynch are another sad reminder of this.)
Submitted for anyone who believes that this app's "Discover" feature is any less stupid than Elmo's "For You" agitprop.
Kubrick minimized the dialogue and relied heavily on atonality and melody in this film because he was trying to create a numinous rather than an intellectual experience.
Kubrick minimized the dialogue and relied heavily on atonality and melody in this film because he was trying to create a numinous rather than an intellectual experience.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Submitted for anyone who believes that this app's "Discover" feature is any less stupid than Elmo's "For You" agitprop.
Kubrick minimized the dialogue and relied heavily on atonality and melody in this film because he was trying to create a numinous rather than an intellectual experience.
Kubrick minimized the dialogue and relied heavily on atonality and melody in this film because he was trying to create a numinous rather than an intellectual experience.
Very possibly the grooviest white boys to ever record an album...at worst, they're like second to Bobby Caldwell.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Very possibly the grooviest white boys to ever record an album...at worst, they're like second to Bobby Caldwell.
@governorferguson.bsky.social is a fucking clown. Full stop.
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@governorferguson.bsky.social is a fucking clown. Full stop.
Chicken chips of any variety, yes please...
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chicken chips of any variety, yes please...
The video depicts an all-powerful man, donning a crown, covering his subjects in liquified shit.
This isn't satire; it punches down.
Satire punches up, not down. Punching down is the calling card of the bully, not the satirist. Ergo, Trump is a bully.
And Mike Johnson is a cartoon ignoramus.
This isn't satire; it punches down.
Satire punches up, not down. Punching down is the calling card of the bully, not the satirist. Ergo, Trump is a bully.
And Mike Johnson is a cartoon ignoramus.
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The video depicts an all-powerful man, donning a crown, covering his subjects in liquified shit.
This isn't satire; it punches down.
Satire punches up, not down. Punching down is the calling card of the bully, not the satirist. Ergo, Trump is a bully.
And Mike Johnson is a cartoon ignoramus.
This isn't satire; it punches down.
Satire punches up, not down. Punching down is the calling card of the bully, not the satirist. Ergo, Trump is a bully.
And Mike Johnson is a cartoon ignoramus.
"you broke my heart"
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"you broke my heart"
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Dougie Jones and his prototype...
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dougie Jones and his prototype...
American Hindenburg
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
American Hindenburg
Petro-masculinity:
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Petro-masculinity:
Future MAGA defense counsel...
September 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Future MAGA defense counsel...
They were both made over by this guy...so were Laura Loomer, Laura Trump, Pam Bondi...and Matt Gaetz is his self-portrait.
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They were both made over by this guy...so were Laura Loomer, Laura Trump, Pam Bondi...and Matt Gaetz is his self-portrait.
Paul Scofield not giving a fuck about winning an Oscar is almost enough to make me forgive him for portraying that psychopath Thomas More in a favorable light.
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Paul Scofield not giving a fuck about winning an Oscar is almost enough to make me forgive him for portraying that psychopath Thomas More in a favorable light.
According to my bike mechanic, this is the sort of thing that happens to an aluminum frame when you put over 50k miles on it...RIP to an entry-level cyclocross bike that served as a reliable commuter, and was also fun to ride.
September 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
According to my bike mechanic, this is the sort of thing that happens to an aluminum frame when you put over 50k miles on it...RIP to an entry-level cyclocross bike that served as a reliable commuter, and was also fun to ride.
Louis Jourdan, Octopussy (dir. John Glen, 1983)
September 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Louis Jourdan, Octopussy (dir. John Glen, 1983)
Barbara Carrera, Never Say Never Again (dir. Irvin Kershner, 1983)
September 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Barbara Carrera, Never Say Never Again (dir. Irvin Kershner, 1983)
Sean Connery, Never Say Never Again (dir. Irvin Kershner, 1983)
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sean Connery, Never Say Never Again (dir. Irvin Kershner, 1983)
Charles Gray: the best Hammer villain (my apologies to the late Chris Lee), as well as the best Blofeld.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Charles Gray: the best Hammer villain (my apologies to the late Chris Lee), as well as the best Blofeld.