Lucky Roy
@luckyroy.bsky.social
Has been never wasser from Sydney Australia. Just happy to be - for now - out of Trump’s reach
Its also interchangeable with Working Class Man. Try it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Its also interchangeable with Working Class Man. Try it.
Every time I hear it, I think of Gilligans Island. It’s just a jingle.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Every time I hear it, I think of Gilligans Island. It’s just a jingle.
Brioche buns are a crime against humanity. Not even bacon and eggs can save them. Almost makes me glad we ditched their subs (I’m not).
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Brioche buns are a crime against humanity. Not even bacon and eggs can save them. Almost makes me glad we ditched their subs (I’m not).
Why we keep hearing from utter shitbags like Abbott, Morrison and particularly Grandpa Simpson is beyond me. Murdoch must be beside himself having to work with this dross.
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Why we keep hearing from utter shitbags like Abbott, Morrison and particularly Grandpa Simpson is beyond me. Murdoch must be beside himself having to work with this dross.
“Not the East”. Up the Rabbitohs!
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Not the East”. Up the Rabbitohs!
What about “X is so generous, he’d give away his arsehole and shit through his ribs”?
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
What about “X is so generous, he’d give away his arsehole and shit through his ribs”?
Depriving citizens of their rights? What about depriving citizens of their lives?
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Depriving citizens of their rights? What about depriving citizens of their lives?
Unfortunately he never really left. You should see the dross he is trying to get into power now.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Unfortunately he never really left. You should see the dross he is trying to get into power now.
I think George liked Mrs Starr’s eyebrows.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I think George liked Mrs Starr’s eyebrows.
Won’t someone think of The Australian in their time of grief? These were supposed to be Dennis Shanahan’s golden years…
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Won’t someone think of The Australian in their time of grief? These were supposed to be Dennis Shanahan’s golden years…
Still didn’t stop us from annihilating the Trump party his media was pimping. He controls nearly 80% of our media. His party reduced to 25% and the leader lost his seat. It can be done but not in the US. You’re too far gone. Btw Canada did it as well.
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Still didn’t stop us from annihilating the Trump party his media was pimping. He controls nearly 80% of our media. His party reduced to 25% and the leader lost his seat. It can be done but not in the US. You’re too far gone. Btw Canada did it as well.
You won’t see this on Fox News(our turn to apologise) but do you know what the rest of the world sees? We see a government hiding behind a diseased toddler that answers to Putin. If they didn’t, the Ukraine war would have been over years ago.
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
You won’t see this on Fox News(our turn to apologise) but do you know what the rest of the world sees? We see a government hiding behind a diseased toddler that answers to Putin. If they didn’t, the Ukraine war would have been over years ago.
And here’s me thinking that the US is “the home of the brave”. Country full of chickenshits with a military that could stop this within an hour. You’re right. We are laughing but the joke isn’t funny.
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
And here’s me thinking that the US is “the home of the brave”. Country full of chickenshits with a military that could stop this within an hour. You’re right. We are laughing but the joke isn’t funny.
It’s also long past time that Australia pulled out of that ridiculous AUKUS submarine boondoggle. Why we are paying half a trillion for subs that will never be delivered, let alone at the whim of the likes of a demented tyrant is beyond me.
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
It’s also long past time that Australia pulled out of that ridiculous AUKUS submarine boondoggle. Why we are paying half a trillion for subs that will never be delivered, let alone at the whim of the likes of a demented tyrant is beyond me.
Pretty generous use of the word “man”.
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Pretty generous use of the word “man”.
Is your cousin one of the referees?
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Is your cousin one of the referees?
In Australia, no one buys American cars at all, unless you count those disguised tow-trucks that Ford and Chrysler sell to Trump wannabes.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
In Australia, no one buys American cars at all, unless you count those disguised tow-trucks that Ford and Chrysler sell to Trump wannabes.
Have you got my wife’s Harrods umbrella? I told her it’s in the overhead compartment of a Finnair A330 but she’s having none of it. Suggestions?
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Have you got my wife’s Harrods umbrella? I told her it’s in the overhead compartment of a Finnair A330 but she’s having none of it. Suggestions?
All of this written without taking into consideration the position of China. Together with Japan, the US debt they hold makes what the Europeans hold seem like chump change. They know an opportunity when they see one. I believe it’s spelled T-a-i-w-a-n.
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 AM
All of this written without taking into consideration the position of China. Together with Japan, the US debt they hold makes what the Europeans hold seem like chump change. They know an opportunity when they see one. I believe it’s spelled T-a-i-w-a-n.
I don’t think I’ve ever drunk tea at a pub. Doesn’t mean it won’t happen one day.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever drunk tea at a pub. Doesn’t mean it won’t happen one day.
I had two young American ladies on the 348 to Randwick yesterday. If they only had any idea of how unnecessarily loud they are. And having nothing to say to go with it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I had two young American ladies on the 348 to Randwick yesterday. If they only had any idea of how unnecessarily loud they are. And having nothing to say to go with it.
Or removing a letter. Mashing Pumpkins. Yum.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Or removing a letter. Mashing Pumpkins. Yum.