Lucky the Turtle
@luckytheturtle.bsky.social
Caregiver
Sewist
Bird watcher
Walker
Weaver
anti-MAGA
Already very tired of the '20s
Not here to promote a brand
Not actually a turtle
Sewist
Bird watcher
Walker
Weaver
anti-MAGA
Already very tired of the '20s
Not here to promote a brand
Not actually a turtle
2027 is going to be better?
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
2027 is going to be better?
Are you saying local law enforcement hasn't arrested the murderer yet?
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Are you saying local law enforcement hasn't arrested the murderer yet?
Black and white TV
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Black and white TV
Yesterday was so long ago.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yesterday was so long ago.
The other colors were all kidnapped and shipped to CECOT.
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The other colors were all kidnapped and shipped to CECOT.
Yes, but I will now go eat extra cheese for Lucky.
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yes, but I will now go eat extra cheese for Lucky.
He's got plenty of war with the US to keep him angry for a while.
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He's got plenty of war with the US to keep him angry for a while.
I did, but only because it was so obvious that he was going to give himself a stroke on live TV.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I did, but only because it was so obvious that he was going to give himself a stroke on live TV.
He snorted so much coke that you dont need healthcare.
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
He snorted so much coke that you dont need healthcare.
Drugs are down 400% 500%.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Drugs are down 400% 500%.
The number of times Trump's candidacy/presidency/comeback/presidency has been 100% cooked in the past decade.
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The number of times Trump's candidacy/presidency/comeback/presidency has been 100% cooked in the past decade.
That must be his Soccer Peace Prize Acceptance Speech.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
That must be his Soccer Peace Prize Acceptance Speech.
20/20 plus extra points for punch cards, telegraph, reel mower, treadle sewing machine, flint lock musket, and steam locomotive.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
20/20 plus extra points for punch cards, telegraph, reel mower, treadle sewing machine, flint lock musket, and steam locomotive.
Can you have buckwheat tea? Chrysanthemum tea?
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Can you have buckwheat tea? Chrysanthemum tea?