Lucy
lucretiaalejandre.bsky.social
Lucy
@lucretiaalejandre.bsky.social
I’m a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in Arizona, trying to hold it together. 🤪 I apologize in advance for oversharing. 😅
Day 13. Multitasking with my red LED mask.

Extremely concerning how many comments I see calling for violence and referencing the Second Amendment. Their profiles have few followers but thousands of posts. Really seems like bots are trying to force an inflection point and it makes a girl nervous. 😰
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Day 12. These are Korean wedding ducks. We got them as a wedding gift. They symbolize harmony when facing each other and discord when facing away. I don’t use them to tell him when I’m mad but I do cherish them as a symbol of our eternal love and loyalty. 😍🦆💕🦆
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Day 11. I got my hair cut today. It’s a bit messy now but it will look great curled.

I don’t know how I’m going to stop stressing but I know that eating badly over it isn’t helping. Tomorrow I’m going to have at least one green smoothie and go for a walk. 😥
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Day 10. I’m having caffeine withdrawal and dehydration headaches simultaneously 😆 My day got crazy and I didn’t drink my coffee and now I’m paying for it. 🤪😣😝
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Day 9. I think I am stressed. It’s a very stressful time to be alive. Pictured here waiting for fast food which sadly was not as yummy as expected. 😞🍔🙅🏼‍♀️
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Day 8. Felt underdressed at a fancy Italian restaurant for my mom’s 81st birthday celebration this evening. The food was delicious and I stuffed myself silly. Reining it in tomorrow. 😅😇😝
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Day 7. Whirlwind of emotions today and my problems suddenly seem so insignificant in comparison. So grateful I can come home to my family tonight.

Thought about abandoning this selfie project because it feels so frivolous, but… I’m sticking with it. Someday things will get better. They have to. 🙏
January 8, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Day 6. Today’s plan went a little sideways, but reminding myself that I’m doing this because I want to, not because I have to. It helps to tell myself I CAN eat whatever I want, but I’m CHOOSING foods that support my health and goals. I did wash my face for the second night in a row, so yay me! 🫧👩‍🦳🫧
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Day 5 and my nutrition was on point today! My favorite thing right now is now is this chocolate-banana-goat milk shake. The goat milk makes it really creamy and I’m liking the funky flavor. Feels good accomplishing my resolutions every day! Simplicity is key. 🔑
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Day 4 and my food plan veered away from perfection today but I’m still giving myself a sticker because black and white thinking has taken me down every other time and I’m determined to keep going. Progress over perfection. You got this, Lucyyyyyyyy 😁🤗😇
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Day 3. Maybe I should have made getting better at laundry a resolution… my clothes are usually wrinkly. I think something about putting them away after they finish drying…? 🧺🤷‍♀️
January 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Day 2 and feeling great! I enjoyed this dark chocolate more than I thought I would. Also my shirt says my name. I found it at a thrift store; apparently there’s a giant elephant statue in New Jersey named Lucy. I want to go see it and get more shirts! 🤩
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
New Years is my favorite holiday. I’ve got a new chart, cute stickers, and empowering resolutions! Which are: follow my food plan, do my yoga, and post a selfie daily. It’s Day 1 and I already feel so much better. Optimistic that things are improving! 🤩✨
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I was so anxious before my gig tonight but let me tell you:

👏DO👏THE👏THING👏

Nobody knew or cared about my insecurities. So many people had nice things to say to me. Feeling like I’ll hit my goals in 2026 and make this bigger and better.

Happy holidays, Bluesky! 💋
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hi BlueSky! This is my first post. I moonlight as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. I stopped posting on Meta platforms because, well, fascism. Tonight’s gig was for a sweet boy turning 16.

I know it feels like the world is falling apart, but we still need to find reasons to smile, right? 😘💕
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM