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Copaganda can be so subtle sometimes. I got a commercial for a stupid looking movie, and there's a line "If you commit a capital crime, you have 90 minutes to prove your innocence or you will be executed." And it's SO sneaky that it says "If you commit" and not "If you are accused of" as it should.
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Copaganda can be so subtle sometimes. I got a commercial for a stupid looking movie, and there's a line "If you commit a capital crime, you have 90 minutes to prove your innocence or you will be executed." And it's SO sneaky that it says "If you commit" and not "If you are accused of" as it should.
Just a random reminder, Jade Empire whipped ass and it's a shame we don't have more adventures in that world.
Make a 4X game expanding the Empire, resource management game rebuilding the Spirit Monks, give female PCs incestuous three ways too!
That last one wasn't a game idea, but I stand by it.
Make a 4X game expanding the Empire, resource management game rebuilding the Spirit Monks, give female PCs incestuous three ways too!
That last one wasn't a game idea, but I stand by it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just a random reminder, Jade Empire whipped ass and it's a shame we don't have more adventures in that world.
Make a 4X game expanding the Empire, resource management game rebuilding the Spirit Monks, give female PCs incestuous three ways too!
That last one wasn't a game idea, but I stand by it.
Make a 4X game expanding the Empire, resource management game rebuilding the Spirit Monks, give female PCs incestuous three ways too!
That last one wasn't a game idea, but I stand by it.
Being a gamer in ye olden days was weird and has tainted my brain because SO many old gamers were assholes, so, in my brain, finding out someone else is a gamer makes me go on some level "Oh no! They like the thing I like? The chance they're an asshole is WAY too high, run!".
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Being a gamer in ye olden days was weird and has tainted my brain because SO many old gamers were assholes, so, in my brain, finding out someone else is a gamer makes me go on some level "Oh no! They like the thing I like? The chance they're an asshole is WAY too high, run!".
It's kind of funny that depending on the time, taking tech we consider dogshit to that time would make you seem like a god.
Like, six shooting colt revolvers from the old west and a couple hundred bullets to the 1500s would give you a reputation as some kind of literal demon/god of death.
Like, six shooting colt revolvers from the old west and a couple hundred bullets to the 1500s would give you a reputation as some kind of literal demon/god of death.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's kind of funny that depending on the time, taking tech we consider dogshit to that time would make you seem like a god.
Like, six shooting colt revolvers from the old west and a couple hundred bullets to the 1500s would give you a reputation as some kind of literal demon/god of death.
Like, six shooting colt revolvers from the old west and a couple hundred bullets to the 1500s would give you a reputation as some kind of literal demon/god of death.
Sneaky trick for portaying CGI aliens on TV!
They can't stand earthican atmo, so they are always only interacting through projections, so the fact they look like CGI is actually baked into the show's in universe logic.
They can't stand earthican atmo, so they are always only interacting through projections, so the fact they look like CGI is actually baked into the show's in universe logic.
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sneaky trick for portaying CGI aliens on TV!
They can't stand earthican atmo, so they are always only interacting through projections, so the fact they look like CGI is actually baked into the show's in universe logic.
They can't stand earthican atmo, so they are always only interacting through projections, so the fact they look like CGI is actually baked into the show's in universe logic.
Very cool and normal I got an ad on Youtube for a naval defense laser! Definitely a thing you should advertise and offer to civilians!
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Very cool and normal I got an ad on Youtube for a naval defense laser! Definitely a thing you should advertise and offer to civilians!
The American healthcare system is perfect unless you wanted.. *Checks her notes* healthcare.. tiny flaw there.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The American healthcare system is perfect unless you wanted.. *Checks her notes* healthcare.. tiny flaw there.
So, as a full on chalk skinned honky, I must ask.. why do Whiteos call it Japan instead of Nippon? Spain instead of Espania? Germany instead of Deutschland?
Are we just.. fucking stupid?
Are we just.. fucking stupid?
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So, as a full on chalk skinned honky, I must ask.. why do Whiteos call it Japan instead of Nippon? Spain instead of Espania? Germany instead of Deutschland?
Are we just.. fucking stupid?
Are we just.. fucking stupid?
Person in ad 1 "When I paid off my loan, my credit score dropped!"
Person in ad 2 "That's because there was no more active credit to report on, so I suggested she take out a new loan!"
Me "..So.. so maybe the ending of Fight Club was right after all? Blow it all up?"
Person in ad 2 "That's because there was no more active credit to report on, so I suggested she take out a new loan!"
Me "..So.. so maybe the ending of Fight Club was right after all? Blow it all up?"
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Person in ad 1 "When I paid off my loan, my credit score dropped!"
Person in ad 2 "That's because there was no more active credit to report on, so I suggested she take out a new loan!"
Me "..So.. so maybe the ending of Fight Club was right after all? Blow it all up?"
Person in ad 2 "That's because there was no more active credit to report on, so I suggested she take out a new loan!"
Me "..So.. so maybe the ending of Fight Club was right after all? Blow it all up?"
People like to denigrate mall crawling, back when it was possible, but it was like a modern version of walking down main street or through the bizarre, reveling in the different people and products, just taking in life.. the urban version of a walk through the woods, which is.. also kind of dead.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
People like to denigrate mall crawling, back when it was possible, but it was like a modern version of walking down main street or through the bizarre, reveling in the different people and products, just taking in life.. the urban version of a walk through the woods, which is.. also kind of dead.
We all have totally logical reasons to hate Marvel, but they also gave us this image, so unfortunately we also need to love them.
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We all have totally logical reasons to hate Marvel, but they also gave us this image, so unfortunately we also need to love them.
Man.. there are certain famous people that personally just rub me the wrong way in that I not only don't want to watch their content, but just thinking about them pisses me off.
But they seem to be good people, and so I am also quite happy when nice things happen to them.
But they seem to be good people, and so I am also quite happy when nice things happen to them.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Man.. there are certain famous people that personally just rub me the wrong way in that I not only don't want to watch their content, but just thinking about them pisses me off.
But they seem to be good people, and so I am also quite happy when nice things happen to them.
But they seem to be good people, and so I am also quite happy when nice things happen to them.
It's weird that Tenshi Muyo is, multiple, harem animes when there is an objectively best girl.
(It is Ryoko, but I will accept arguments for Washu, even if you are still sadly wrong.)
(Yes, even if you are, or get a certificate from the Anime Pope Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social )
(It is Ryoko, but I will accept arguments for Washu, even if you are still sadly wrong.)
(Yes, even if you are, or get a certificate from the Anime Pope Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social )
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's weird that Tenshi Muyo is, multiple, harem animes when there is an objectively best girl.
(It is Ryoko, but I will accept arguments for Washu, even if you are still sadly wrong.)
(Yes, even if you are, or get a certificate from the Anime Pope Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social )
(It is Ryoko, but I will accept arguments for Washu, even if you are still sadly wrong.)
(Yes, even if you are, or get a certificate from the Anime Pope Geoff Thew @mothersbasement.bsky.social )
One of those things that sucks about being American in general and a white American specifically is I'm constantly worried I'm being racist?
Not in a "Don't cancel me!" kind of way, just.. I don't want to be an asshole accidentally? ..or at all, but ESPECIALLY accidentally.
Not in a "Don't cancel me!" kind of way, just.. I don't want to be an asshole accidentally? ..or at all, but ESPECIALLY accidentally.
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One of those things that sucks about being American in general and a white American specifically is I'm constantly worried I'm being racist?
Not in a "Don't cancel me!" kind of way, just.. I don't want to be an asshole accidentally? ..or at all, but ESPECIALLY accidentally.
Not in a "Don't cancel me!" kind of way, just.. I don't want to be an asshole accidentally? ..or at all, but ESPECIALLY accidentally.
I keep getting ads on Youtube about how evil Hamas is for killing innocent citizens of Palestine and.. yep. That sucks. Killing shitloads of innocent Paletinians is SUPER fucked up and we DEFINITELY should support people who do it. Right Israel? You agree that's a super fucked up thing to do ISRAEL?
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I keep getting ads on Youtube about how evil Hamas is for killing innocent citizens of Palestine and.. yep. That sucks. Killing shitloads of innocent Paletinians is SUPER fucked up and we DEFINITELY should support people who do it. Right Israel? You agree that's a super fucked up thing to do ISRAEL?
It's fucking wild to me how many people don't realize that a lot of people would, if you offered them to enjoy certain kinks in real life, look at you with FAR more horror than you've ever felt about them.
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's fucking wild to me how many people don't realize that a lot of people would, if you offered them to enjoy certain kinks in real life, look at you with FAR more horror than you've ever felt about them.
It's funny (Pronounced horrifying) just how many companies run crunch time. So many small businesses seem to run on the idea of just forcing employees to work until they're done to make up for being dogshit at management.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's funny (Pronounced horrifying) just how many companies run crunch time. So many small businesses seem to run on the idea of just forcing employees to work until they're done to make up for being dogshit at management.
The dark remake of Air Bud, where the ref says "No rule says a dog can't play basketball" and the other coach says "There's no rule that says I can't shoot the opposing players. You sure you want to do it this way?" and, for obvious reasons, the opposing team wins 100 to 0.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The dark remake of Air Bud, where the ref says "No rule says a dog can't play basketball" and the other coach says "There's no rule that says I can't shoot the opposing players. You sure you want to do it this way?" and, for obvious reasons, the opposing team wins 100 to 0.
Dungeons and Dragons is the Boss Baby of RPGs.
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dungeons and Dragons is the Boss Baby of RPGs.
So, like.. do all pro-sports have a rule against dogs playing now, or are we all potentially vulnerable to an Air Budding?
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So, like.. do all pro-sports have a rule against dogs playing now, or are we all potentially vulnerable to an Air Budding?
The difference between Left Wingers and Right Wingers laughing about how close we are to all of society collapsing.. well, two differences. One is Left Wingers want to build something up after. The other is that Left Wingers are doing it to keep from crying.
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The difference between Left Wingers and Right Wingers laughing about how close we are to all of society collapsing.. well, two differences. One is Left Wingers want to build something up after. The other is that Left Wingers are doing it to keep from crying.
I just had an idea as a joke, but it might actually make an interesting Youtube channel.
Deathbattle, but rather than comparing characters' power levels, you look at it narratively. Goku would never beat Superman in their first fight because Goku needs to lose to show it's a real challenge.
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Deathbattle, but rather than comparing characters' power levels, you look at it narratively. Goku would never beat Superman in their first fight because Goku needs to lose to show it's a real challenge.
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October 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just had an idea as a joke, but it might actually make an interesting Youtube channel.
Deathbattle, but rather than comparing characters' power levels, you look at it narratively. Goku would never beat Superman in their first fight because Goku needs to lose to show it's a real challenge.
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Deathbattle, but rather than comparing characters' power levels, you look at it narratively. Goku would never beat Superman in their first fight because Goku needs to lose to show it's a real challenge.
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Man, it's so weird when you feel rude accurately describing someone or something because there is literally no way to be honest AND polite?
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Man, it's so weird when you feel rude accurately describing someone or something because there is literally no way to be honest AND polite?
New idea for a videogame!
First level is an FPS, every other level is a visual novel where you justify to each NPC why you had to kill them!
First level is an FPS, every other level is a visual novel where you justify to each NPC why you had to kill them!
September 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
New idea for a videogame!
First level is an FPS, every other level is a visual novel where you justify to each NPC why you had to kill them!
First level is an FPS, every other level is a visual novel where you justify to each NPC why you had to kill them!
I regret to inform the public, it's all elves now.
Dwarves? Earth Elves.
Gnomes? Tinker Elves.
Orcs? Feral Elves.
Dragons? Scale Elves.
Oozes? Gooey Elves.
ALL ELVES!!!
Dwarves? Earth Elves.
Gnomes? Tinker Elves.
Orcs? Feral Elves.
Dragons? Scale Elves.
Oozes? Gooey Elves.
ALL ELVES!!!
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I regret to inform the public, it's all elves now.
Dwarves? Earth Elves.
Gnomes? Tinker Elves.
Orcs? Feral Elves.
Dragons? Scale Elves.
Oozes? Gooey Elves.
ALL ELVES!!!
Dwarves? Earth Elves.
Gnomes? Tinker Elves.
Orcs? Feral Elves.
Dragons? Scale Elves.
Oozes? Gooey Elves.
ALL ELVES!!!