Lucy Abbotts
@lucyabbotts.bsky.social
Words and humour. Not medicine but a tonic at least.
The Backwash Of The Dregs - TM Joe Lycett
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The Backwash Of The Dregs - TM Joe Lycett
Zero acknowledgement from her that the school kept her son safe during what will have been a stressful episode.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Zero acknowledgement from her that the school kept her son safe during what will have been a stressful episode.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.
I strongly suspect it will not materialise tomorrow, and the ‘we’ll see… couple weeks’ ploy will be activated. What a colossal tosser.
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I strongly suspect it will not materialise tomorrow, and the ‘we’ll see… couple weeks’ ploy will be activated. What a colossal tosser.
Danny Kruger must be
having buyers’ remorse by now. Or maybe this is who he actually is. The only satisfaction is knowing that his ‘career’ is almost over.
having buyers’ remorse by now. Or maybe this is who he actually is. The only satisfaction is knowing that his ‘career’ is almost over.
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Danny Kruger must be
having buyers’ remorse by now. Or maybe this is who he actually is. The only satisfaction is knowing that his ‘career’ is almost over.
having buyers’ remorse by now. Or maybe this is who he actually is. The only satisfaction is knowing that his ‘career’ is almost over.
Utterly inspirational, what a beautiful tribute and a fabulous school.
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Utterly inspirational, what a beautiful tribute and a fabulous school.
He’s only set foot inside a church for publicity purposes. Guarantee the rest of those amoebas have never been near one. Purely there for the racism.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
He’s only set foot inside a church for publicity purposes. Guarantee the rest of those amoebas have never been near one. Purely there for the racism.
Solidarity. What utter cowardice from the BBC.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Solidarity. What utter cowardice from the BBC.
A friend who works in FE was given two days off following the death of his sister. Apparently if it had been his wife he could have taken five.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A friend who works in FE was given two days off following the death of his sister. Apparently if it had been his wife he could have taken five.
Wowsers. And a big band knocking it out the park. A postcard from the past.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wowsers. And a big band knocking it out the park. A postcard from the past.
This ad hoc interview is perfection, and is transcribed in one of O’Brien’s books (How To Be Right, possibly). Like he always says, Farage is one of the easiest people to skewer because his every breath and avowed belief is pure racist hypocrisy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
Nigel Farage's spin doctor interrupts live radio interview - BBC News
Nigel Farage's spokesman interrupts a live interview after the UKIP leader is pressed about immigration and expenses.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This ad hoc interview is perfection, and is transcribed in one of O’Brien’s books (How To Be Right, possibly). Like he always says, Farage is one of the easiest people to skewer because his every breath and avowed belief is pure racist hypocrisy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
You always know when the BBC are avoiding a big Reform or Tory story - dredging up and focusing on old news, a health or science breakthrough or two, possibly a BBC-led investigation gets its moment. #r4today
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
‘millions… or is it billions, anyhoo, the numbers I mention are not to scale.’
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
‘millions… or is it billions, anyhoo, the numbers I mention are not to scale.’
Does he… does he know he’s describing the Overton window? #DunningKruger
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Does he… does he know he’s describing the Overton window? #DunningKruger
rampant narcissism will do that to you.
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
rampant narcissism will do that to you.
Sooo very near the knuckle.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sooo very near the knuckle.