Lucy Inglis
@lucyinglis.bsky.social
Does what it says on the tin.
And I've yet to try on the trousers.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And I've yet to try on the trousers.
People asked to take photos of me and WH. Like absolute hounds (and one person has even sent me an email!) Man alive, it's a jungle out there.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
People asked to take photos of me and WH. Like absolute hounds (and one person has even sent me an email!) Man alive, it's a jungle out there.
Stepfather post stroke has become evermore brazen with the table feeding and we have tried to stop it, so now the pair of them have gone into 'stealth mode', which ... is not that stealthy tbh, but it's Small Gains Farm at the moment.
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stepfather post stroke has become evermore brazen with the table feeding and we have tried to stop it, so now the pair of them have gone into 'stealth mode', which ... is not that stealthy tbh, but it's Small Gains Farm at the moment.
WH, no sense of play at all. Sense of humour, 100%, but play, nothing. Also, they aren't toys, as you well know. They don't have to 'play' on command.
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
WH, no sense of play at all. Sense of humour, 100%, but play, nothing. Also, they aren't toys, as you well know. They don't have to 'play' on command.
Li'l Houston sun puddlin' as all the best girls do after the Sunday walk and the Sunday lunch.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Li'l Houston sun puddlin' as all the best girls do after the Sunday walk and the Sunday lunch.
All dogs are the best dogs. They want to be the best dogs. It's only the humans who let them down.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
All dogs are the best dogs. They want to be the best dogs. It's only the humans who let them down.
It is not your fault that they don't play. They can't do it. So do not punish yourself if your rescue dog looks at a toy as if it came from Mars. Maybe they will rewire, or not. Either is fine. It's taken us 6 years to get WH dog to swim 2 feet. She's still the best girl.
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It is not your fault that they don't play. They can't do it. So do not punish yourself if your rescue dog looks at a toy as if it came from Mars. Maybe they will rewire, or not. Either is fine. It's taken us 6 years to get WH dog to swim 2 feet. She's still the best girl.
The Ed Murrow Wires and Lights In a Box never gets old on this.
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The Ed Murrow Wires and Lights In a Box never gets old on this.
She came to the launch, full cheetah (I think), she has an array, and looks fantastic. No interest in anyone's bullshit, hoving down the the high street.
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
She came to the launch, full cheetah (I think), she has an array, and looks fantastic. No interest in anyone's bullshit, hoving down the the high street.
Hatton Garden Karen now only wears Zara pjs, leopard, zebra, and has fully embraced the look. It's marvellous. With the Tom Hardy swagger on.
September 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hatton Garden Karen now only wears Zara pjs, leopard, zebra, and has fully embraced the look. It's marvellous. With the Tom Hardy swagger on.
Watching our tiny Yorkshire mother, order exactly what she wanted in a Barca restaurant, and eating it as if the devil was at her heels was the very best present I could have given her.
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Watching our tiny Yorkshire mother, order exactly what she wanted in a Barca restaurant, and eating it as if the devil was at her heels was the very best present I could have given her.
It was fab. I made Mum visit the prison, which is insane, and my childhood friend Dan works servicing mega yachts, so we almost got to wave at him as he left. Went up the Calatrava.
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It was fab. I made Mum visit the prison, which is insane, and my childhood friend Dan works servicing mega yachts, so we almost got to wave at him as he left. Went up the Calatrava.
The next night I said I had a list of places to eat and Mum said, May we go for tapas again? To the same place? Sure, it's your holiday.
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The next night I said I had a list of places to eat and Mum said, May we go for tapas again? To the same place? Sure, it's your holiday.
Mum has no Spanish, but her French is good when she gets going. Is it ok for me to have another one of those? I said, Mum, it will keep coming until we pay the bill, that's the only rule of tapas.
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mum has no Spanish, but her French is good when she gets going. Is it ok for me to have another one of those? I said, Mum, it will keep coming until we pay the bill, that's the only rule of tapas.
I said, there's no menu, you point and shoot, whatever you feel like, get at it. 45 minutes later, Mum was the tapas queen. Mum is SO polite that it was a bit hard for her to grasp at first, but once at the helm, no stopping her.
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I said, there's no menu, you point and shoot, whatever you feel like, get at it. 45 minutes later, Mum was the tapas queen. Mum is SO polite that it was a bit hard for her to grasp at first, but once at the helm, no stopping her.
Off we went, to Barca. I booked us a double room in an old town house, and our room was the old ballroom on the first floor. It was lovely. Mum hadn't done no frills Barca tapas before and all the little plates arrived and it was chalked up on the piece of paper.
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Off we went, to Barca. I booked us a double room in an old town house, and our room was the old ballroom on the first floor. It was lovely. Mum hadn't done no frills Barca tapas before and all the little plates arrived and it was chalked up on the piece of paper.