Hey, did you guys give The Onion your passwords or something?

People think I have that, but it's just resting scorpion face.

I can't. Can the machine imagine that for me?

Haha oh my God what a loser.

I don't know how to explain it, it's like people wandering around in your dreams remarking on the colour of the walls. What do you mean. How did you get in here.

Mabel is fantastic.

Americans are a strange and foreign people.

This is such good advice, I would have been all over the lasagna guy.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat.

Exactly this. Shakespeare never worried about realism in dialog and people seem to think he was a pretty good writer.

I wish more people could bring themselves to think along these lines. I know it feels wrong to admit that the world is ruled by out-of-touch losers that have pudding for brains, but it is, and they do.

It's not 7D chess, it just takes 7 dimensions of rationalization to find logic in there.

She's chewing it too.

I can't watch.

Solidarity

This is it.

DT doesn't believe in anything. He doesn't understand what it means to believe in anything, he assumes nobody else does either. He's not playing 7D chess, he just likes it when cameras are on him and people are being nice to him.

Plus his brain is basically pudding at this point, so

I've heard good things!

Why does that tumbleweed have a face.

I do, however, think Mamdani clearly has levels of charm heretofore unheard of and he needs to be studied in a lab.

And reassure them, repeatedly, that yes they are. Yes they are.