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I gotta feeling
Thanks, @apnews.com ! I needed this important news in a timely manner
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today my Duolingo is sad either because it's 9/11 or Charlie Kirk died. Impossible to tell which
September 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Advertisers are returning to Twitter and it's making the left nervous
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hey @junlper.beer I just saw your "Nazi Grok" tweet on abc7 news! Congrats!
July 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not seeing any love for some 21st century masterpieces so I am doing my part!
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hamburgular showed up at the inauguration today
January 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching The Substance and all I can hear is Garth Marenghi in my head
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
The ad quality in twitter is really bad now. Back in the day, this ad wouldn't have missed the opportunity to say "Cumming soon", but I guess we can't have nice things anymore. Because of woke
August 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
No one has more fun on stage than @themountaingoats.bsky.social ! Such a great band dynamic. Just a shame we lost out on more banter due to rain. Come back to NYC soon!
August 1, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Cybertruck started parking on my street this week. Still has the dealer plates and it looks like something is already broken on the trunk. Great work, Elon!
July 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
*Gandalf, post coitus* "Well, actually, a wizard is never late nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to"
July 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It's weird that Tesla is called Tesla, right? It's just allowed to name a company after an unaffiliated dead person I guess.
July 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
What if we kissed in the communal toilet cum washroom?
June 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Getting some good ads on the other website
March 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Sharing my Top 25 Video Games of All Time because Spyro 2 doesn't get enough love
September 27, 2023 at 1:51 PM
7 year anniversary of this harrowing snapchat I took
September 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM